- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Crackle, was there blue sky with your sun?
Give me some dialogue from your day
- Thread starter Crackle
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oops - corrected Speich. Your post will serve as a reminder of my post run haze and mental fatigueCrackle, was there blue sky with your sun?
Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
Priceless, Crackle......absolutely priceless! I needed cheering up today and you have done the job perfectly 
Priceless, Crackle......absolutely priceless! I needed cheering up today and you have done the job perfectly
No problem Lisa. Throughout my life, I have inspired others by the uselessness of my example. They are motivated by knowing they can do no worse.
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
Three year old granddaughter skipping past: Thomasss laaaaa laaaaa laaa ... Thomasss laaaa laaa laaa
Me: That's a nice song what's it called?
Granddaughter : Thomas!!
Me: that'll teach me for asking!!
Me: That's a nice song what's it called?
Granddaughter : Thomas!!
Me: that'll teach me for asking!!
GrumpyGregry
Here for rides.
Scene: a railway station platform, and 8 carriage train is about to split in two. Front four to Southampton, rear four to Bognor Regis
Me: Which part of the train for Chichester?
Him: Chichester? this one, red doors for bikes is down there.
I board the train and off we go.
Some minutes later the train speeds through the station I want... Arundel.
Doh! I have a theory why I asked for Chichester and not Arundel.
Me: Which part of the train for Chichester?
Him: Chichester? this one, red doors for bikes is down there.
I board the train and off we go.
Some minutes later the train speeds through the station I want... Arundel.
Doh! I have a theory why I asked for Chichester and not Arundel.
Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
Mum: Your heating switches off on the timer during the day doesn't it?
Me: Yes.
Mum: So aren't you cold? You must be freezing there!
Me: No.
Mum: It's freezing here, don't you feel the cold there?
Me: No.
Mum: How come your not cold?
Me: I can override the central heating timer.
Me: Yes.
Mum: So aren't you cold? You must be freezing there!
Me: No.
Mum: It's freezing here, don't you feel the cold there?
Me: No.
Mum: How come your not cold?
Me: I can override the central heating timer.
GrumpyGregry
Here for rides.
Everything stops at Barnham! But we were running 3 minutes late and so I missed the northbound train back to Arundel. Probably should have got the next one east to Ford and cycled on the brommie from there....1704681 said:
Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
(to myself, this afternoon)
Why are some people so thick-skinned that absolutely nothing gets to them, and yet some people are exactly the opposite? And why do I have to be the latter and not the former
Why are some people so thick-skinned that absolutely nothing gets to them, and yet some people are exactly the opposite? And why do I have to be the latter and not the former
phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
(to myself, this afternoon)
Why are some people so thick-skinned that absolutely nothing gets to them, and yet some people are exactly the opposite? And why do I have to be the latter and not the former
(to myself, this afternoon)
Why are some people so thick-skinned that absolutely nothing gets to them, and yet some people are exactly the opposite? And why do I have to be the latter and not the former
No idea, have another chocolate biscuit and stop bothering us.
Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
<Mum, on phone, after 30 mins> So, anyway love, I won't keep you any longer, you'll be wanting to get into bed and keep warm...
<Me> well, yes, I will.
<Mum> oh, just one thing...
10 mins later
<Mum> So, I won't keep you any longer...
Bless her.
<Me> well, yes, I will.
<Mum> oh, just one thing...
10 mins later
<Mum> So, I won't keep you any longer...
Bless her.
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
Me = I feel great, I'm full of energy today
Me = (one hour later) it'll need another coat
Me = two hours later) that'll need another coat too
Me = (three hours later) Awww feck it, that'll need a coat too
Me = (four hours later) that's two coats, should finish that
Me = (five hours later) that's another coat on there, should be fine
Me = Six hours later) gawd I ache
Me = (seven hours later) feck I've ran out of paint
Me = (eight hours later) Feck it I've had enough, my arms ache, my back aches, my legs ache, I feel fecking knackered
Me = (eight hours and five minutes later) I've all that cleaning up to do, which idiot stated that today was decorating day
Me = (eight hours and forty minutes later) my hands are frozen, I can't feel my fingers, my body aches from head to toe, I've no energy left and I'm the fecking idiot who said today was the day!!
Me = (one hour later) it'll need another coat
Me = two hours later) that'll need another coat too
Me = (three hours later) Awww feck it, that'll need a coat too
Me = (four hours later) that's two coats, should finish that
Me = (five hours later) that's another coat on there, should be fine
Me = Six hours later) gawd I ache
Me = (seven hours later) feck I've ran out of paint
Me = (eight hours later) Feck it I've had enough, my arms ache, my back aches, my legs ache, I feel fecking knackered
Me = (eight hours and five minutes later) I've all that cleaning up to do, which idiot stated that today was decorating day
Me = (eight hours and forty minutes later) my hands are frozen, I can't feel my fingers, my body aches from head to toe, I've no energy left and I'm the fecking idiot who said today was the day!!
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
- Location
- Heworth the other side of life!
I've some painting you said you'd do for me(to myself, this afternoon)
Why are some people so thick-skinned that absolutely nothing gets to them, and yet some people are exactly the opposite? And why do I have to be the latter and not the former
