Give me some dialogue from your day

[MossCommuter]

We apologise to passengers in coach C for the the faulty heating.

This is due to a fault.

 

[Crackle]

A piece of written dialogue, seen on a car I passed today...

YOUR CAR ROLLED
DOWN THE HILL. TWO
MEN PUSHED IT BACK.
THERE'S A MARROW
UNDER THE FRONT
WHEEL.

And there was.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

"It's amazing how comfortable they are after four days, they sort of mould themselves to you"

Your girdle?

 

[Arch]

A colleague oveheard:

Old Lady 1 walking in street: "So, you know where you are then?"
Old Lady 2: "Yes, I'm in Stroud".

Um... This is York...

 

[Archie_tect]

Mum: "You see the doctor over there? No, the one with the brown trousers on... yes, him... he's just being stupid, he keeps asking me if I can remember who the Prime Minister is... what an idiot!"

 

[Andy_R]

Mum: "You see the doctor over there? No, the one with the brown trousers on... yes, him... he's just being stupid, he keeps asking me if I can remember who the Prime Minister is... what an idiot!"

nothing wrong with your mum there AT; the prime minister is an idiot.

 

[subaqua]

Monday night
Eldest sprog- dad why are you wearin tights
Me- they are not tights, they are leggings.and it stops my legs getting cold

tonight
Wife- why are you wearin tights
Me- they are not tights, they are leggings.and it stops my legs getting cold ,have you been talkin to ES.
wife (sniggering)- so wearing legings isn't as bad as tights is it ??

 

[Andrew_Culture]

A piece of written dialogue, seen on a car I passed today...

YOUR CAR ROLLED
DOWN THE HILL. TWO
MEN PUSHED IT BACK.
THERE'S A MARROW
UNDER THE FRONT
WHEEL.

And there was.

Finally, a use for marrows!

 

[Crackle]

Finally, a use for marrows!

You mean you don't keep one with your Swiss Army knife.

You do have to wonder who the hell carries a marrow round with them.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

You mean you don't keep one with your Swiss Army knife.

You do have to wonder who the hell carries a marrow round with them.

Anything other than eating them sounds reasonable, now it's not that I don't like them, it's just one crop that never seems to fail, meaning one gets sick of the, pretty swiftly.

 

[Arch]

A piece of written dialogue, seen on a car I passed today...

YOUR CAR ROLLED
DOWN THE HILL. TWO
MEN PUSHED IT BACK.
THERE'S A MARROW
UNDER THE FRONT
WHEEL.

And there was.

What sort of car was it? A little red courgette perhaps?

 

[perplexed]

What sort of car was it? A little red courgette perhaps?

I don't know, but I was Cortina similar situation myself once...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

So you're from Yorkshire then?

Er no, Lancashire...

*pin dropping*

 

[perplexed]

Whilst stood in the queue at the checkout in Lidl. There's a woman in front, just about to pay...

Man on till: "That'll be £245.69 please..."



I didn't know that was possible...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Me: I'm away home, see you!
Colleague: careful on that bike now, if that guy whatshisname, the one who won the Olympics for cycling, got run over, what chances have you got ...
Me: