Give me some dialogue from your day
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Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Me: Have you been flirting with the postman again?
Lullabelle: Er..... Yes
Me:
Well he started it
Who ? TVC ?Well he started it
I sit down at my desk, look across at my colleague, i've been on the road for a few weeks, first catch up we've had for a while...
Me : Morning Majid, how are you?
Majid : Fine thanks, you?
Me : fine, very busy at the min. . . How's your fasting going?
Majid : OK, just about holding up today, I am bloody starving though...
Me : Ha! well i'm off to the canteen for breakfast. I'll buy you a Bacon sandwich...
Majid : ponders for a few seconds... Go on then but don't tell my Mom! I only do it for my Mom.
Me : deal but you buy the coffee.
Both : laugh, off to canteen for bacon sarnie...
Me : Morning Majid, how are you?
Majid : Fine thanks, you?
Me : fine, very busy at the min. . . How's your fasting going?
Majid : OK, just about holding up today, I am bloody starving though...
Me : Ha! well i'm off to the canteen for breakfast. I'll buy you a Bacon sandwich...
Majid : ponders for a few seconds... Go on then but don't tell my Mom! I only do it for my Mom.
Me : deal but you buy the coffee.
Both : laugh, off to canteen for bacon sarnie...
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Who ? TVC ?
The postman
we used to have the same guy turn up everyday but due to reorganisation we can see 5 different guys in 1 week.
coffeejo
Ælfrēd
- Location
- West Somerset
As I walked across the yard to get my bike this morning, I saw my landlady doing some gardening. At some point long before I dragged myself out of my pit, they'd put up the gazebo, which amused me considering the forecast. I said I'd be blaming her if I got wet but she said to blame her husband as it was his idea. I said it was nice to be able to blame him for something that was actually his fault for a change; we laughed and I went into the shed to unlock the bike, attach the panniers etc. As I did so, I heard my landlord emerge from whichever shed he'd been in.
Her: Jo says it's your fault if it rains.
Him: Why?
Her: You put this up.
Him: She could probably do with an extra bath.
Me: I HEARD THAT!!!!
Him: <silence>
Her:
Her: Jo says it's your fault if it rains.
Him: Why?
Her: You put this up.
Him: She could probably do with an extra bath.
Me: I HEARD THAT!!!!
Him: <silence>
Her:
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- Location
- Manchester
So, are you extra clean today?As I walked across the yard to get my bike this morning, I saw my landlady doing some gardening. At some point long before I dragged myself out of my pit, they'd put up the gazebo, which amused me considering the forecast. I said I'd be blaming her if I got wet but she said to blame her husband as it was his idea. I said it was nice to be able to blame him for something that was actually his fault for a change; we laughed and I went into the shed to unlock the bike, attach the panniers etc. As I did so, I heard my landlord emerge from whichever shed he'd been in.
Her: Jo says it's your fault if it rains.
Him: Why?
Her: You put this up.
Him: She could probably do with an extra bath.
Me: I HEARD THAT!!!!
Him: <silence>
Her:
coffeejo
Ælfrēd
- Location
- West Somerset
As it happens, no! Fell asleep on the sofa yesterday evening and when I eventually woke up with a crick in my neck etc, it was as much as I could do to rescue the dog from outside the front door (she got out of the garden but lacked the intelligence to retrace her footsteps) and collapse in bed. I wisely decided that a shower was beyond my capabilities. I know my limits.
- Location
- Manchester
Overheard at the supermarket.
After lots of questions from a child and answers from a very patient dad.
Very Patient Dad: You're too inquisitive!
Twenty Questions Child : what does inquisitive mean?
After lots of questions from a child and answers from a very patient dad.
Very Patient Dad: You're too inquisitive!
Twenty Questions Child : what does inquisitive mean?
coffeejo
Ælfrēd
- Location
- West Somerset
Saw a woman walking her dog while I was out cycling earlier.
Me: Hiya, coming up behind you.
Woman:
(we don't have a smilie for levitating sideways into the hedge)
Me: I am so sorry. I thought you wouldn't get a fright if I told you I was there.
Woman: No, it's fine. I now know that in an emergency I jump off the road and not into the middle of it.
Me: Hiya, coming up behind you.
Woman:
(we don't have a smilie for levitating sideways into the hedge)Me: I am so sorry. I thought you wouldn't get a fright if I told you I was there.
Woman: No, it's fine. I now know that in an emergency I jump off the road and not into the middle of it.
jongooligan
Legendary Member
- Location
- Behind bars
Daughter, at her laconic best, "Dad the kitchen's on fire.....................................Thoughts?"
Me, "Put it out, maybe?"
Me, "Put it out, maybe?"
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
TVC: I am going to the shop and I will see if I get anything healthy
ME: ok, see you in a bit
TVC: eggs are good for us aren't they
ME: yes
TVC: right, scotch eggs it is then
ME and TVC
ME: ok, see you in a bit
TVC: eggs are good for us aren't they
ME: yes
TVC: right, scotch eggs it is then
ME and TVC
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Earlier today we wrote out our shopping list for tomorrow
ME to TVC: I started this list a few days ago and I put Radox s.g on it , I cannot remember what s.g is, I know I need shower gel... shower gel that is what s.g means
ME to TVC: I started this list a few days ago and I put Radox s.g on it , I cannot remember what s.g is, I know I need shower gel... shower gel that is what s.g means
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
Me..to a female colleague...
'Tits'
In maintenance, ypu get all sorts of requests, you're everyones mr fixit. She approached me because they'd seen a bird flitting in and out of a steel CCTV mast, one that pivots to allow the mast down. Theres a circular hole in the base about 4 ft from the floor just big enough for a bird. We were stood looking at it, they were concerned the nestlings (you could hear them cheeping) had fallen to the bottom to be trapped forever.
'Its no problem'i said, 'there's a shelf inside there, that's where they'll be'
'I wonder what sort of birds they are'...she asked.?
'Tits'
In maintenance, ypu get all sorts of requests, you're everyones mr fixit. She approached me because they'd seen a bird flitting in and out of a steel CCTV mast, one that pivots to allow the mast down. Theres a circular hole in the base about 4 ft from the floor just big enough for a bird. We were stood looking at it, they were concerned the nestlings (you could hear them cheeping) had fallen to the bottom to be trapped forever.
'Its no problem'i said, 'there's a shelf inside there, that's where they'll be'
'I wonder what sort of birds they are'...she asked.?
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Most Thursdays the FD will approach me, smile, wink and ask: would you mind making a pot of your most excellent coffee 
He likes rocket fuel and the coffee in the machine just isn't strong enough.
He likes rocket fuel and the coffee in the machine just isn't strong enough.
