Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Here here. A bunch of vastly overpaid thugs and criminals playing a game of chance, kicking around a modern lightweight plastic ball and pretending to be injured for competitive advantage.
Golf
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Here here. A bunch of vastly overpaid thugs and criminals playing a game of chance, kicking around a modern lightweight plastic ball and pretending to be injured for competitive advantage.
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
can't vote because there's no option for video game golf... of which there are numerous excellent examples.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Ruined many an open space. They are also shoot at signposting rights of way across them. Golf ruins many a walk.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I was asked to join a secret santa while I was in the dibble. Being the grumpy git that I am I declined.
And I'm glad I did. One of the female bobbies received a dildo and there was a massive hoo hah, and I was the only person not investigated because I wasn't in on the deal.
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gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
While that no doubt exists, ooh 20 years ago and band of us used to play once a week at one of two courses, if you're part of a group that's not really interacting with others, it's OK, never had any noses turned up at us.
My BIL used to play a lot and while he's former management at a fairly high level, he'd just arrive and ask if anyone wanted a round. He always said you get some interesting conversations, you realise someone with money has the same problems we do, just on a bigger scale. One chap he got on well with from the get go was a fella explaining the.lake in his garden had an algae problem. Most of us have a pond, he had a lake, same problem, just bigger, like many other things you realise.
Gwylan
Guru
- Location
- All at sea⛵
BrumJim
Forum Stalwart (won't take the hint and leave...)
- Location
- Selly Oak, Birmingham
A friend of mine stated:
"Golf, less of a sport, more of a career move."
The person who I thought coined the phrase, now denies it.
A colleague described golf as:
"An expensive way of taking a walk."
Think both are much better than the Mark Twain quote.
OTOH, I have an Uncle who not only enjoys golf, but used to do consultancy work for the Royal and Ancient, and got a book published on choosing the right type of grass to have on a golf course. Apparently The Belfry got it horribly wrong.
"Golf, less of a sport, more of a career move."
The person who I thought coined the phrase, now denies it.
A colleague described golf as:
"An expensive way of taking a walk."
Think both are much better than the Mark Twain quote.
OTOH, I have an Uncle who not only enjoys golf, but used to do consultancy work for the Royal and Ancient, and got a book published on choosing the right type of grass to have on a golf course. Apparently The Belfry got it horribly wrong.
