Golf...

[darkstar]

Is it just me or is golf sh1t? To me, it's the sporting equivalent of death's waiting room.

Well of course some people will agree with you, as will many others whom will not. It's the same for everything, what a ridiculous comment.

 

[laertes]

I played golf for a long time eventually getting down to 5 handicap. But with two young kids it takes too much time, especially with the practice needed to maintain that sort of standard. So I have given it up for a few years, and hopefully will get back into it when the kids are older and maybe interested themselves. I take my 6 year old to the pitch and putt every few weeks and he really likes that, or coming along to the local driving range and he hits a few balls into some practice nets. If I can get him addicted, my masterplan will work.......

 

[asterix]

No, but I did play cricket once.

 

[darkstar]

No, but I did play cricket once.

Thats an epic story.

 

[Dayvo]

No, but I did play cricket once.

Once? Or once upon a time (sounds like Jackanory!)?

 

[Speicher]

Yeah but, I'd rather go on a ride for four hours than play golf for the same period of time!

I have a handicap of 19.6 but if I played as well as I should be able to, then I'd be down to about 10; just that I can't be bothered training after a full day working on the course!

'Tis a great job, though. Free golf and club membership, and free to play almost anywhere in Scandinavia (with the right contacts!).

I expect that your girlfriend might object if you played around at work, Dayvo.

 

[plainlazy]

Golf, just an excuse to dress like a Black pimp if you ask me.

 

[Dayvo]

Golf, just an excuse to dress like a Black pimp if you ask me.

Er, no, don't think anyone was asking you?

 

[Speicher]

Pah, Dayvo, just ignore my comment then.




Your not as eagle-eyed as you like to think.

 

[Dayvo]

I expect that your girlfriend might object if you played around at work, Dayvo.

No, I don't play around at work, I just buy them!

Happy now?

 

[Speicher]

Yes, thank you. Mine's a double single malt.

 

[rich p]

Yes, thank you. Mine's a double single malt.

mine's a single double malt

 

[Speicher]

And a packet of nuts please Dayvo.