Got buzzed by a car driver

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 12 Mar 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    while on my Hurricane 'bent.
    He thought he would teach me a lesson because I should have been on the adjacent cycle path. I know this because when I caught up with him at the lights half a mile later and drew up on his right (I was turning right), he half opened his car door to shout at me and use the most surprisingly vile language. The thing is, he was about seventy five and his white-haired missus was sitting next to him!
    Anyway, he drives a very distinctive car and I know where he always parks in town. Half an hour later he had two flat tyres. I wonder how that happened?
  2. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Two flat tyres? Nice work, whoever did that.:rolleyes:

    Sometimes karma works, sometimes you need to give it a hand.:biggrin:
  3. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Melksham, Wilts
    He wont do that again hopefully i got some horrible fat chav tell me i should be in an effin cycle lane shame there wasnt one to be in. unfourtently the car was full of undesirables so i let it go.
    But a warning to those that clip me with mirrors they will be smashed.
  4. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    South Manchester
    Hope you just let them down - no criminal damage please !
  5. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    the small stone in the valve cap trick?
  6. John the Monkey

    John the Monkey Frivolous Cyclist

    It's odd how getting behind the wheel turns people into complete f*****g nutters. How many other activities would induce someone to risk the life of a person delaying them slightly?

    Whilst not every motorist is guilty of this, a worryingly large number seem to be.
  7. simonali

    simonali Über Member

    Do you remember when you used to be able to buy Schrader valve caps with a built in valve remover? Have used one of those to great effect on occasion!
  8. frog

    frog Guest

    You see if he were a cyclist he'd have had two spare tubes and it would have been no problem.

    I understand from a 'friend' that cutting the valve stem off a wheel can be quite upsetting for a driver as well.
  9. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Melksham, Wilts
    Bit OT but simon ali if i remember rightly you live in Westbury im up in Chippenham you answered my post for a cycling buddy a while back still fancy getting together for a ride some time?
  10. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    If you know him or his parking place there is just a chance that he knows you, be careful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. sheddy

    sheddy Veteran

    Well if Betty stops posting soon, I think we could guess the outcome
  12. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Good point, time for a pre-emptive strike Betty, torch the bastards house! :biggrin:
  13. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    Especially with such a distinctive bike....
  14. OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    There is no way that he can know it was me, he cannot know that I know where he always parks his car, although he may put two and two together.

    But if I do indeed stop pos.........uhg!:biggrin:
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