Great Quotes

[Richard A Thackeray]

I like these, not famous quotes, but they should be

 

[HertzvanRental]

"Display of superior knowledge is as great a vulgarity as display of superior wealth—greater indeed, inasmuch as knowledge should tend more definitely than wealth towards discretion and good manners."

Variation on a theme:-
" Wear your knowledge like a pocket watch. Only look when somebody asks the time."

 

[screenman]

If you do not know what you are talking about then at least sound like you do.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part .

 

[Roadhump]

I quite like this quote by Confucius

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Bullshit baffles brains.

 

[classic33]

After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
&
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

 

[classic33]

Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame the computer.

 

[Drago]

General Mattis again...

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

 

[classic33]

Mark Twain (maybe?)

Abe Lincoln even

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

"Are you going to sleep on the sofa with the dogs and cats again tonight?" - Mrs M

 

[Oldbloke]

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're down here with the turkeys.

 

[AndyRM]

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

- Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Saluki]

I like these, not famous quotes, but they should be

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I rather liked my tee shirt that said “It’s not about me managing my irritation but more that you manage your idiocy”

 

[screenman]

You are one ride away from a good mood.