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swee'pea99

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Grocer Heath, Grocer Heath
Hide away those awful teeth
Oh no nooo

Grocer Heath, tell the truth
Is it true that you're a loo

(Private Eye Christmas record, c.1970)
 

Paulus

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threebikesmcginty said:
Dreadful old tosh - I'd rather listen to the St Winifreds School Choir...oh, hang on!

No, I think I would.

Would you rather listen to Grandad by Clive Dunn??;)
 
It has been rattling around in my head today since its airing on R2 this morning.

OK it is cheesy crap in one way but you have to take your hat off to him for making a pop song about an old bloke who delivers groceries and dies! Takes a bit of guts to go with that for a song.

Also finding a rhyme for breakfast tables - marmalade labels! Just brill.
 
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