Gunner Rodger's Breakfast..?

[Aperitif]

Pan fried

 

[yenrod]

Eh - you better watch out - he'll have you on parade for this: doing the rifle above the ground for this !

 

[Keith Oates]

Gunner may not see the 'yoke' in those guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tdr1nka]

Could you cook my egg a bit longer, it looks a bit Uzi.

 

[Aperitif]

Could you cook my egg a bit longer, it looks a bit Uzi.

Uhh!<sigh of 'corny' recognition apparatus> 0/10

 

[tdr1nka]

Would Sir like his eggs, boiled, poached or fired?
Could also make jokes about spent shells on the kitchen floor, but if it's not appreciated........

 

[Crackle]

How much have you got to shell out for one of them then?

Well if tdr1nka can do it.......

 

[Aperitif]

Only uses eggs from battery hens... "Come on troops"!

 

[yenrod]

Heres yuh coat Ap' !

 

[tdr1nka]

Not much use as a replica either......
*imagines trying to rob a bank with one such 'gun' and getting egg on my face*

 

[Crackle]

Not much use as a replica either......
*imagines trying to rob a bank with one such 'gun' and getting egg on my face*

and if it was eggravated assault, you'd be done for a salt and battery

Mind you you plead mitigating circumstances, you could say you were egged on. It'd be all white in the end I'm sure. There's a sunny side to every story. You could crow about it to the newspapers too.

 

[Aperitif]

"Stand back boys omlettin' him have it!" <sound effect: The gunfire of crackle>

 

[tdr1nka]

*in a nearby Police station an alarm warning of a bank job goes off.
Every body scrambles............*

 

[Crackle]

Meanwhile the robber is comforted by his wife

" Och Hen dinnae worry, the best laid plans, an all that..."

 

[Gunner Rodgers]

I say, RUDDY NORAH

They'll be "doing" RUDDY pineapples that look like hand grenades next, WHAT!! !