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Gunner Rodger's Breakfast..?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Aperitif, 12 Mar 2008.

  1. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Eh - you better watch out - he'll have you on parade for this: doing the rifle above the ground for this !
     
  2. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    Gunner may not see the 'yoke' in those guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    Could you cook my egg a bit longer, it looks a bit Uzi.
     
  4. Uhh!<sigh of 'corny' recognition apparatus> 0/10 :biggrin:



    xx(
     
  5. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    Would Sir like his eggs, boiled, poached or fired?
    Could also make jokes about spent shells on the kitchen floor, but if it's not appreciated........:biggrin:
     
  6. Crackle

    Crackle Pah Staff Member

    Location:
    Wirral
    How much have you got to shell out for one of them then?

    Well if tdr1nka can do it.......
     
  7. Only uses eggs from battery hens... "Come on troops"!;)
     
  8. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Heres yuh coat Ap' !
     
  9. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    Not much use as a replica either......
    *imagines trying to rob a bank with one such 'gun' and getting egg on my face*
     
  10. Crackle

    Crackle Pah Staff Member

    Location:
    Wirral
    and if it was eggravated assault, you'd be done for a salt and battery ;)

    Mind you you plead mitigating circumstances, you could say you were egged on. It'd be all white in the end I'm sure. There's a sunny side to every story. You could crow about it to the newspapers too.
     
  11. "Stand back boys omlettin' him have it!" <sound effect: The gunfire of crackle>

    ;)
     
  12. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    *in a nearby Police station an alarm warning of a bank job goes off.
    Every body scrambles............*
     
  13. Crackle

    Crackle Pah Staff Member

    Location:
    Wirral
    Meanwhile the robber is comforted by his wife

    " Och Hen dinnae worry, the best laid plans, an all that..."
     
  14. Gunner Rodgers

    Gunner Rodgers New Member

    I say, RUDDY NORAH :biggrin::thumbsup:

    They'll be "doing" RUDDY pineapples that look like hand grenades next, WHAT!! :biggrin::angry:!