Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Aperitif, 12 Mar 2008.
Eh - you better watch out - he'll have you on parade for this: doing the rifle above the ground for this !
Gunner may not see the 'yoke' in those guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could you cook my egg a bit longer, it looks a bit Uzi.
Uhh!<sigh of 'corny' recognition apparatus> 0/10
Would Sir like his eggs, boiled, poached or fired?
Could also make jokes about spent shells on the kitchen floor, but if it's not appreciated........
How much have you got to shell out for one of them then?
Well if tdr1nka can do it.......
Only uses eggs from battery hens... "Come on troops"!
Heres yuh coat Ap' !
Not much use as a replica either......
*imagines trying to rob a bank with one such 'gun' and getting egg on my face*
and if it was eggravated assault, you'd be done for a salt and battery
Mind you you plead mitigating circumstances, you could say you were egged on. It'd be all white in the end I'm sure. There's a sunny side to every story. You could crow about it to the newspapers too.
"Stand back boys omlettin' him have it!" <sound effect: The gunfire of crackle>
*in a nearby Police station an alarm warning of a bank job goes off.
Every body scrambles............*
Meanwhile the robber is comforted by his wife
" Och Hen dinnae worry, the best laid plans, an all that..."
I say, RUDDY NORAH
They'll be "doing" RUDDY pineapples that look like hand grenades next, WHAT!! !
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