Not one Valentine's card today for me :=(
I never get any either, and don't send them, but I did send a couple of text messages to my (long-gone) ex ...
"
I hope you enjoy your VD"
[Pause for thought. Then a clarifying follow-up message ...]
"
Er, VD = Valentines Day - I'm not wishing an STD on you!"
She rang me back for a quick chat. "
You are in breach of the restraining order!", something like that ... <---- A JOKE - WE ARE STILL GOOD FRIENDS!