Have I offended ye, O Little People?

[661-Pete]

Must be something I posted on this forum . First 'visit' in over six months, this morning on the way to work. My assailant on this occasion was the infamous 'bramble fairy', a particularly nefarious sprite who disdains all p*****e-resistant brands...

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

 

[Fnaar]

 

[Arch]

Must be something I posted on this forum . First 'visit' in over six months, this morning on the way to work. My assailant on this occasion was the infamous 'bramble fairy', a particularly nefarious sprite who disdains all p*****e-resistant brands...

Hee hee, one could write a little book, beautifully illustrated with watercolours, about the various fairies, like the Flower Fairy books....

 

[fossyant]

Can't win with brambles - pulled a huge spine out of my son's MTB tyre a few weeks back.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Let that be a lesson to you.........don't mess with Gerr..................er I mean the pressure reduction fairy

 

[661-Pete]

I discover I still have the spine on my desk as I write this - fully 5 mm long and must have been razor-sharp when it went in. I have yet to inspect the old inner and see if it's been 'snakebitten' . Another one for your book, Arch: the 'snake fairy'....

 

[Arch]

I discover I still have the spine on my desk as I write this - fully 5 mm long and must have been razor-sharp when it went in. I have yet to inspect the old inner and see if it's been 'snakebitten' . Another one for your book, Arch: the 'snake fairy'....

You know, I'm thinking I might just have a stab (sorry!) at producing this... There're various types of thorn, the snakebite, the glass, the metal shards....