Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
- Location
- Craggy Island
A long time ago. Our venture scouts were staying in a school near Cheddar Gorge. Being 16 year old halfwits, we were messing around in the school in the dark and one of the lads ran through a 6ft sq panel of georgian wired glass. He left a silhouette like Wylie Coyote. Apart from a bruised elbow, not a mark on him. School Caretaker was a star, put it down to a little mishap. we thought we were (deservedly) getting the bill.
I bet someone would not have been impressed if it had been old and valuable glass!
Back in the 1980s (in the days before toughened glass), one of my brother's friends, who was around for a playdate, ran straight through our patio doors. I seem to remember there was quite a lot of claret, but that he was remarkably and mercifully relatively unscathed.
Not quite the same, but as a kid, we had a model railway in the loft and the son of a family friend would often come and play on it with me.
Anyway, this day, his little sister came up into the loft, but on leaving, she somehow fell through the drop down hatch of the loft, landing on the floor below (imagine the ceiling height in a standard home and she was about 6 at the time).
Not much claret, just lots of crying and she did break her Collar Bone, presumably from quite literally going head - first through it.
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