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Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Not a shag, as such, but when I was 15, at a party, it was "Hello, I'm Randy Claire". Slobber slobber snog snog grope grope. Seconds, I tell you, just seconds! :biggrin:
 

buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
Fnaar said:
Not a shag, as such, but when I was 15, at a party, it was "Hello, I'm Randy Claire". Slobber slobber snog snog grope grope. Seconds, I tell you, just seconds! :biggrin:
:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 

longers

Legendary Member
Fnaar said:
but when I was 15, at a party, it was "Hello, I'm Randy Claire". Slobber slobber snog snog grope grope. Seconds, I tell you, just seconds! :biggrin:

What name do you use now?
 

Abitrary

New Member
1 hour.

Initial dance
Chat
Devious wink / slobber

Ended up in a swimming pool, but I couldn't get it up, so it ended up as an endless blow job.......................

does that count?
 
Me too...
A BJ in a swimming pool? Didn't somebody drown, or could they breathe through their ears?
 

Abitrary

New Member
Kirstie said:
Me too...
A BJ in a swimming pool? Didn't somebody drown, or could they breathe through their ears?

Shallow end. Recreational swimming pool. Stop being twee.

Anyway, the swimming pool thing was probably the start and end of it. Like, it starts out as fun, then ends up as a pervert sex mess
 

Abitrary

New Member
It felt like 3 hours. The water has a sobering effect

And it looked demeaning, her gobbling around at sea level.

But that's why I liked her in the first place. Because she *had something about her*
 
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