Hello, shall we???????

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Maggot, 8 Oct 2007.

  1. Maggot

    Maggot Guest

    This has to be worth a thread:biggrin:

    OK people, what is the fastest time from introduction to shag?

    I suppose we should introduce some rules, well one anyway. Obviously we are not comparing shag times if you were er, um, paying:ohmy:

    Who fancies starting a thread for the fastest (quickest) shag:blush:
  2. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Not a shag, as such, but when I was 15, at a party, it was "Hello, I'm Randy Claire". Slobber slobber snog snog grope grope. Seconds, I tell you, just seconds! :biggrin:
  3. buggi

    buggi Bird Saviour

  4. longers

    longers Veteran

    What name do you use now?
  5. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    :biggrin::biggrin: Norman, I'm a bus-spotter
  6. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    1 hour.

    Initial dance
    Devious wink / slobber

    Ended up in a swimming pool, but I couldn't get it up, so it ended up as an endless blow job.......................

    does that count?
  7. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Jesus, you weren't round Barrymores, were you? :biggrin:
  8. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    I am starting to realize what a sheltered life i have led:blush::biggrin:
  9. Me too...
    A BJ in a swimming pool? Didn't somebody drown, or could they breathe through their ears?
  10. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Shallow end. Recreational swimming pool. Stop being twee.

    Anyway, the swimming pool thing was probably the start and end of it. Like, it starts out as fun, then ends up as a pervert sex mess
  11. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Best night of my life, no kidding
  12. buggi

    buggi Bird Saviour

    3 hours!!!! was she being paid?!
  13. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    It felt like 3 hours. The water has a sobering effect

    And it looked demeaning, her gobbling around at sea level.

    But that's why I liked her in the first place. Because she *had something about her*
  14. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    patience, by the sound of it :biggrin:
  15. ChrisW

    ChrisW Senior Member

    And gills, are you sure that you just didn't fall asleep after watching the film "Splash" and just dream it????

    Maybe i'm just jealous....
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