Hello, shall we???????

[Tetedelacourse]

It felt like 3 hours. The water has a sobering effect

And it looked demeaning, her gobbling around at sea level.

But that's why I liked her in the first place. Because she *had something about her*

It must have been freezing

Anyway I reckon I could beat Joe's record by 15 minutes. At uni, a girl whose name I never caught, and was never interested in mine, who approached me and took me back to hers. 15 mins in and we were at it. 20 mins in and I was making my excuses to leave, job done. She wasn't my type but I persevered for the points*

*I think it was 20 for a full ride at the time and I was way down the league.

I recall her throwing about 4 condoms down on the bed and thinking "well you can get rid of 3 of them for a start".

 

[Canrider]

She wasn't my type but I persevered for the points*

How many points were *you* worth?

 

[Tetedelacourse]

How many points were *you* worth?

Dunno but she must have been desperate for them!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Jesus, you weren't round Barrymores, were you?

Did you have a fag as well?

 

[Globalti]

Met a German girl in Paris. Two years later out of the blue she phoned and announced she was coming to visit me in Lancashire. Met her at airport, didn't even recognise her at first, but within 20 minutes of closing my front door we had, ahem, become lurvers...

*drifts away in a dream about those days of unmarried freedom*

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I'm still a virgin

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

And it was my 24th birthday, and my present was a 3 hour blow job from an american jewish princess

Are you sure that you hadn't been smoking something beforehand?

 

[ChrisKH]

Met a German girl in Paris. Two years later out of the blue she phoned and announced she was coming to visit me in Lancashire. Met her at airport, didn't even recognise her at first, but within 20 minutes of closing my front door we had, ahem, become lurvers...

*drifts away in a dream about those days of unmarried freedom*

What makes a woman do that? The whole of Germany to plunder and she comes to Lancashire.

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

For me the fastest was about 25mins.

In the student union, very drunk, girl grabs me, dirty dances for a little bit before we wander down to the lake for a quick shag, then back to the union and our seperate ways!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

For me the fastest was about 25mins.

In the student union, very drunk, girl grabs me, dirty dances for a little bit before we wander down to the lake for a quick shag, then back to the union and our seperate ways!

Swimming pools, lakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does anyone use a bed, or is it a bit like hippos mating - you need the water to take the weight if you've pulled a porker.

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew no way would I get my, er, bits, near that lake water!

Around it has loads of vegetation and is popular with students who want a quick shag whilst out at the union.

 

[Dayvo]

Because she *had something about her*

dribbling down her chin!

 

[Dayvo]

The quickest was probably about 15 minutes at the Oktoberfest in 1985. Dancing on a table in the Hofbrau Haus beer tent, I bumped into some Aussie tart er, stunner, and was grinding into her outside (after I'd finished my beer, of course - incidentally, also the quickest I'd ever downed a litre of beer ), just out of sight of the people in the queue buying their bratwursts!
Happy days!

 

[lardarse rider]

The quickest for me was about 3 months. Do I win a prize?

 

[Smokin Joe]

The quickest I ever heard about was a rather friendly girl I knew who started dancing with a guy in a club and within five minutes was in a toilet cubicle with him consumating the relationship.