Helm..... choice / debate

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col

Legendary Member
3BM, one day scales will fall from your eyes and you will see the light....

http://www.helpwithcooking.com/sauces/mayonnaise.html
So get a large glass of veg oil, and drink it. Other than seasoning and egg white to disguise the oil taste, thats all it is.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
I like mayo a bit (prefer salad cream though) but I fail to see why anyone would want to go through the tedium of making your own... too much effort for not enough return. It's (probably) a bit like "building" a bike from bits... why not just buy one that's been put together by a Chinese robot that knows and cares about what it's doing?
 
Mayo - ***** of the devil. In commercial sandwiches - it's wallpaper-paste filler, cunningly confected to disguise otherwise tasteless gunk - or its absence.

Salad cream - an even cheaper and nastier chemical confection infection. Vile gunk. And (unlike Coca Cola) serves no useful purpose as toilet cleaner.
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Location
Rides Ti2
I will take all you Mayo haters on in one go.. with one arm tied behind my back and with a jar of full fat version of Hellman's in the other... bloody heathens, the lot of you.
 

tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
Mayo is disgusting...All mayo, no exceptions.

But you try and buy a pre-made sandwich anywhere, the *&*£^% mayo nazis have pretty much ensured that they are all smothered in this sticky, slimy gloop. Mayo makers should all be shot..... slowly.

This is precisely why I gave up ever buying pre-made sandwiches.

Mayo looks and tastes like what you find in the sump of an engine which has been putting water into the oil.xx(
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
:hungry: Chips,mayonnaise and mussels:hungry:
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