Help....I need my sanity back....please!!!!

[iateyoubutler]

I`ve been caged up in the house all week, with no end in sight, doing gloss work on all the wood

I`ve lost the will to live, and been nowhere near a bike..........................

Please help me restore my sanity lovely cycling people!!

 

[Yellow Saddle]

The solution is beer.

 

[iateyoubutler]

The solution is beer.

I`m liking that way of thinking!

 

[marshmella]

I`ve been caged up in the house all week, with no end in sight, doing gloss work on all the wood

I`ve lost the will to live, and been nowhere near a bike..........................

Please help me restore my sanity lovely cycling people!!

Blimey you 've logged on this forum to regain your sanity?

 

[iateyoubutler]

Ha yes it does seem very sane right at this moment...............

 

[marshmella]

Ha yes it does seem very sane right at this moment...............

The op will wish they hadn't posted now

 

[Dismount]

You've made a huge error. You are supposed to get someone to paint whilst you cycle, when you come back it's done

 

[ufkacbln]

One of these on rollers:

Beer and cycling in one

 

[classic33]

I`ve been caged up in the house all week, with no end in sight, doing gloss work on all the wood

I`ve lost the will to live, and been nowhere near a bike..........................

Please help me restore my sanity lovely cycling people!!

How many legs does this elephant have?

 

[marshmella]

The op will wish they hadn't posted now

You are the op... see i've already gone mad...no painting needed

 

[marshmella]

How many legs does this elephant have?
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Is the answer 44?

 

[Dayvo]

Talking of elephants (and this was a joke on an ice-cream stick back in the '70s) ...

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look daft with four inches.

OK, as you were.

 

[Tim Hall]

Talking of elephants (and this was a joke on an ice-cream stick back in the '70s) ...

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look daft with four inches.

OK, as you were.

Why do elephants drink?

To forget.

 

[classic33]

Talking of elephants (and this was a joke on an ice-cream stick back in the '70s) ...

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look daft with four inches.

OK, as you were.

 

[Mrs M]

Satin wood not gloss