Help me, for I am weak!

[Chuffy]

I'm all alone in the office. With the biscuit tin. With my reputation...
Baggy is coming over in about twenty minutes to rescue me, but in the meantime, how much interloafing and biscuit hoffing can I get done?

 

[Elmer Fudd]

QUICK !!!!
Phone B.A. (Biscuits Anonymous)

 

[Dayvo]

Don't know about 20 minutes, but I did 25 chocolate-covered Swedish biscuits in about 15 minutes this morning, and after initially saying to my workmate, 'no thanks, they're too dangerous!'

 

[Chuffy]

My biscuit consumption can reach epic proportions if unchecked....
Ooooh, time for a custard cream!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Flip a coin: heads, you can have ten biccies tails, you can have f*ck all.

 

[Dayvo]

Flip a coin: heads, you can have ten biccies tails, you can have f*ck all.

Very good!

I had fukk everything!

 

[Chuffy]

I'll just have another biccie while I look for a coin.....<scrompf>

 

[Dayvo]

I'll just have another biccie while I look for a coin.....<scrompf>

I'll toss one for you!- a coin, that is!

You won!

 

[Chuffy]

<scrompf>

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Noooooooooooooooo Not Biccies - Don't

 

[Chuffy]

GRARGH! I AM BISCUITZILLA, CREATOR OF CRUMBS!
<scrompf>

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Chuffy does a great impression of a hamster storing his pouches.

 

[dangerousjules]

just taken care of a really big bag of maltesers...why must they taunt me with their round little chocolatey faces...they were asking for it officer!

 

[Chuffy]

just taken care of a really big bag of maltesers...why must they taunt me with their round little chocolatey faces...they were asking for it officer!

Punish them! Punish the sinful little chocolatey whores!

 

[Chuffy]

<scrompf>