Heston Blue Mental

[User]

 

[TVC]

The bloke has turned into a parody of himself

 

[cuberider]

He's talented but obsessed with weird food. I find him a bit annoying.

 

[PK99]

E

Is it me or does everything this bloke cook, look feckin disgusting ?

It's you.

 

[Paul139]

Pretentious.

 

[Archie_tect]

He's taken food beyond cooking into art, where only the rich can afford to eat, so as long as he keeps delighting those that can pay he will do alright, but when they get bored by him he'll have to rethink what he does.

 

[Over The Hill]

He is an idiot.

He tried to put a bit of an OTT spin on cooking and has got stuck in that mode and so just now does silly things.

I really hate the thought of someone getting their sweaty mits all over the food I am going to eat so the less handled it looks the better.

 

[PK99]

He is an idiot.

He tried to put a bit of an OTT spin on cooking and has got stuck in that mode and so just now does silly things.

I really hate the thought of someone getting their sweaty mits all over the food I am going to eat so the less handled it looks the better.

Have you eaten his food?

 

[Fnaar]

I'm sure he's fab at what he does, and it's an art form, albeit one that I don't relate to, although I do have an appreciation of good food.
But.... can he rush home from work, rummage in the fridge/cupboards and make a tasty meal for 6 from whatever is to hand, without sticking snail vomit in it or making bubbles out of brocolli? No, the stupid eejit. I want to punch him. Hard. In the goolies.

 

[Fnaar]

Heston, oh Heston
You may have a restaurant
But your snail porridge
Is probably horrid

Can you cook family stuff?
Without all that guff?
Stick it up your Turducken
You nobber.

 

[Over The Hill]

Have you eaten his food?

They serve it in the Little Chef near me on the A303. But no I have not.

I decided he had lost the plot a little when he was outside digging a big hole with a JCB to make a curry. It all seems more of a circus act than food.

 

[Archie_tect]

Here's his ridiculous recipe for simple creamed mashed potatoes... having read this I think he really isn't on this planet.
http://www.sbs.com.au/food/recipes/heston-blumenthals-perfect-mash
50:50 butter and mash? You'd be sick! Mind you The Fat Duck was shut down because people were....

 

[ArDee]

Heston, oh Heston
You may have a restaurant
But your snail porridge
Is probably horrid

Can you cook family stuff?
Without all that guff?
Stick it up your Turducken
You nobber.

The last 2 lines don't scan very well for poetry.

 

[Globalti]

He's probably done more damage to cooking than any other single person. As in The Emperor's New Clothes, nobody dares to challenge the con trick so he is allowed to continue.

 

[User169]

50:50 butter and mash? ...

Bit heavy on the spuds.