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Mad Doug Biker

Mediocrity Manifest.
Location
Craggy Island
 

Mad Doug Biker

Mediocrity Manifest.
Location
Craggy Island
Seriously?! :laugh:
It's of it's time, hardly hideous or anything, despite the lime green bits, it's just a bit dated and tired.

I am with you on the polystyrene ceiling though. :whistle:

As for the beam, it'll be useful for things. Ok, maybe badly placed against the skylight (although you could potentially stand on it and do things to the windows) , but would it be part of anything supporting?
 
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PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Location
Hamtun
Buildings usually gets listed for external features. Maybe this is one where it specifcally states interior not of interest.

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Mike_P

Legendary Member
Location
Harrogate

Pair of dwellings, formerly one farmhouse. Mid/late C17 altered C19 and C20. Coursed squared limestone, partly rendered, C20 ridged tile roof, brick ridge and end stacks. 3-unit plan. 2 storeys and attic; 2-window range. Elevation facing Mill Lane has irregular glazing of one-, 2- and 3-light casement windows with wood lintels and C20 casements to ground and 1st floor far left. 2 C20 dormer windows. Stone-coped gable to right with kneelers. 2-storey 1-window wing to left. Small 1-light window to ground floor with wood lintel and stone-coped gable with kneelers. Main block has full-height stair turret to rear centre. Entrances to Nos.10 and 12 to rear. Interior has chamfered spine beam
https://historicengland.org.uk/listing/the-list/list-entry/1041578?section=official-list-entry
 

alicat

Squire
Location
Staffs
I must say @MontyVeda that I'm thinking of putting this thread on 'ignore' if that's possible. Yes, the house that you've flagged wouldn't win any prizes for good taste but it's of the time when the owners were in their prime and that was the current fashion and it's probably being sold because they've both died or gone into care. The thread is about throwing stones and I suspect that most of us live in glass houses in respect of some areas of our lives. Just sayin' .....
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Location
The Urban Fringe
My hoise wouldn't raise any eyebrows.

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MontyVeda

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
I must say @MontyVeda that I'm thinking of putting this thread on 'ignore' if that's possible. Yes, the house that you've flagged wouldn't win any prizes for good taste but it's of the time when the owners were in their prime and that was the current fashion and it's probably being sold because they've both died or gone into care. The thread is about throwing stones and I suspect that most of us live in glass houses in respect of some areas of our lives. Just sayin' .....
Please report the thread to the Mods if you're so concerned about it. Put me on ignore too if that makes you feel better.
Are we not allowed to say, poke a bit of fun at 70's fashion; stack heels, half mast flares, kipper ties???
Or would that too send some peoples' fragile sensitivity into overdrive?
Here's a bathroom that also made me think WTF...
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I wanted to buy this house and would have thoroughly enjoyed hammering every single one of the those feckin' dolphin tiles off the wall.
I suppose that's animal cruelty?
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Mad Doug Biker

Mediocrity Manifest.
Location
Craggy Island
Please report the thread to the Mods if you're so concerned about it. Put me on ignore too if that makes you feel better.
Are we not allowed to say, poke a bit of fun at 70's fashion; stack heels, half mast flares, kipper ties???
Or would that too send some peoples' fragile sensitivity into overdrive?
Here's a bathroom that also made me think WTF...
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I wanted to buy this house and would have thoroughly enjoyed hammering every single one of the those feckin' dolphin tiles off the wall.
I suppose that's animal cruelty?
:okay:

If that makes you go "WTF?" then you clearly need to get out more.

Ok, It wouldn't be my taste either, I mean, those curtains must be all damp and mouldy, but I feel that modern decor is just SOOO bland!!

Bland decor for bland people I guess. 🤷‍♂️😆

"Lets make everything all slate grey or white and featureless... You cannot have anything personal... ITS AGAINST THE LAW!!

Bland bland bland!! 😴😴😴
 
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Mad Doug Biker

Mediocrity Manifest.
Location
Craggy Island
I'm afraid I had to stop watching Homes Under The Hammer, because you would have a lovely old home that had great little period features, great fireplaces, stained glass windows, etc.

But then some w*****r would buy the place, rip it all out and make it into a bland, featureless, identikit house devoid of any sort of character or anything.

I always wondered what the hell people were thinking.
 
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