Hit by a bottle of piss

[Matthew_T]

I've contacted Strathclyde Police but there isn't much they can do with a generic description of the car. It's in an area where there isn't any CCTV cameras so they probably won't follow up.

DNA Test? It is a long shot but the culprit may have given a urine test at a police station at some point in the past and the police could identify who it was.

 

[Matthew_T]

DNA Test? It is a long shot but the culprit may have given a urine test at a police station at some point in the past and the police could identify who it was.

If they could be bothered to.

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Woot.

Thank you for your email Mr ****

Even although you do not have any Registration details it would still be classed as an assault and would be fully investigated. You can report
the incident at any police office or call your local police office on 01415325900.

Regards,
Strathclyde Police

 

[HLaB]

So here we are, me and my friend, just casually cycling along when out of nowhere, a speeding Seat Leon comes out of nowhere and goes straight past us. Normally, this wouldn't be an issue but when it's passenger flings an open, *warm* bottle of urine straight at you with such force that it bursts, it's rather annoying.

Didn't get a reg number, nothing more I can do. We took the bikes home to be cleaned, changed our clothes and then went back out.

 

[Fab Foodie]

What surprises me though, is that we are the only species to throw urine at each other and yet we are not that far away from monkeys who throw fecal matter at each other.

And masturbate in public ....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Some aresehole pissed in my daughters wellies at the Reading Festival last year ... when she was still wearing them

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Some aresehole pissed in my daughters wellies at the Reading Festival last year ... when she was still wearing them

How did that happen?!

 

[Globalti]

A stove fitter from Ramsbottom pissed into a box of Mrs Gti's possessions in the corner of the garage. We came home early and saw him lurking there but thought no more of it until a month later when she went to get something from the box.

 

[Fab Foodie]

How did that happen?!

Watching aq band tightly packed, bloke behind got his todger out and pissed into her boots ....

 

[Fab Foodie]

In terms of lobbed at me whilst riding, I had a Muller yoghurt a while back, been egged and had a loudspeaker narrowly miss me.
But never a bottle of piss.

 

[Deleted member 20519]

In terms of lobbed at me whilst riding, I had a Muller yoghurt a while back, been egged and had a loudspeaker narrowly miss me.
But never a bottle of piss.

What do you do when it happens? Ignore it? Try to get them to pull over? Shout?

 

[Fab Foodie]

What do you do when it happens? Ignore it? Try to get them to pull over? Shout?

This usually ---------->

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Have a bottle of yours ready to throw back?

 

[2wd]

Got airhorned by a passing car last week

Nearly fell off into a bush

Then my Son comes home from working in London with two of the damn things telling me stories such as how the woman on her mobile ended up with it up her nose after a quick blast

Juvenile humour at 21 !

Apparently they're selling them in Poundland......for a pound

 

[HLaB]

In terms of lobbed at me whilst riding, I had a Muller yoghurt a while back, been egged and had a loudspeaker narrowly miss me.
But never a bottle of piss.

I've had eggs and Fireworks narrowly miss me, branches thrown at my front wheel (fortunately bouncing off the spokes) but ditto I've never had a bottle of p1ss, that is just plain rank