Hit by a dead fish...

[Dayvo]

Although I've heard it's only a tiddler!

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

The next fish joke had better be batter

 

[Noodley]

I may be forced to crab him by the cockles if I ever find him...

 

[tdr1nka]

You want them sorted trawl intents and porpoises, signed, sild and delivered.

T'is a fin howdey doo!

 

[Noodley]

I hope the Police catch him and stitch him up like a kipper

 

[Noodley]

In fact I hope they give him a Dab in the Pollacks and see him Flounder

 

[tdr1nka]

fin de cycle(siecle)! LOL

 

[Dayvo]

I assume your tyres didn't pu*cture, what with having special 'kaviar' ones!

 

[Dayvo]

If you go to court for compensation, just toss a coin!

(fish) heads you win, (fish) tails you lose!

 

[Noodley]

I'm not sure what kind of fish was thrown...maybe it was a cycLing

 

[Speicher]

Maybe it was one that Smelt.

 

[Dayvo]

Did you buckle your whales?

 

[Kirstie]

I'm not sure what kind of fish was thrown...maybe it was a cycLing

so you watched the marine version of springwatch last night too?

 

[Noodley]

so you watched the marine version of springwatch last night too?

Please tell me I did not use the same joke as that little sprat Oddie...

 

[Dayvo]

Good job you're not from Bombay (duck), cos if you got run over you'd have been a crustacean!