Hit by a dead fish...

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Noodley

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Dayvo said:
Oh no, not another round of fish jokes! :tongue: :smile:

As if! :smile:
 
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Dayvo said:
Are there any fish left in the sea that we've not mentioned? I bloody hope not! :smile:

I'm af-Ray-ed there are...

D'ya think I should go back and edit the OP to mention the horrific injuries I suffered and the damage caused to my bike :smile:
 

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I thought this was a wind up and an excuse for a lot of puns.

Apparently not.

Weird stuff Noodley. I can't believe they did it once let alone twice :smile:.

At least if they've got his reg they can't let him off the hook.
 
Noodley said:
I'm af-Ray-ed there are...

D'ya think I should go back and edit the OP to mention the horrific injuries I suffered and the damage caused to my bike :smile:

Were they that horrific that you were shaking like jelly when you looked in the mirror?

Maybe you just delete the OP in its entirety, before tdr1nka gets online!
 
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longers said:
I thought this was a wind up and an excuse for a lot of puns.

Apparently not.

Weird stuff Noodley.

Weird indeed. And quite sore as well I may add (where there's blame there's a claim :smile:). I have had whip-lash type pain since across my back and shoulders, and a sore jaw for some reason - I must have braced myself when I was hit. The area I was hit is still a bit sore but getting better.

It didn't stop me from cycling the next day; but then I am as hard as nails me! :smile:
 
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Dayvo said:
How big was this fish?

About this big...
 
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longers said:
What? Two feet? :eek:

It was probably about 12 inches long. A fair size to be getting walloped across the back with!

In true angling stylee it may grow in size as the story is retold...
 
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Dayvo said:
Have you framed it and put it on the mantelpiece? Or did you have it for dinner?

I did not find it - once it hand landed on the road it disappeared into the verge. I did go back to look after I phoned the Police but there is fairly thick grass/weeds/etc. in the verge. Might even have been taken by a bird before I got back.
 
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