Hit by a dead fish...

[Noodley]

Maybe it was a flying fish!

Mmmm. I hadn't thought of that.
Or maybe it was dropped by a passing Osprey.

What other pish reason would a defence agent come up with?

 

[Dayvo]

It could have been a kamikaze flying fish. Was it wearing a leather helmet and screaming 'bonzai'?

 

[Noodley]

It could have been a kamikaze flying fish. Was it wearing a leather helmet and screaming 'bonzai'?

It had glazed eyes and a vacant expression...

Perhaps it was a bonjfish...

 

[Kirstie]

It could have been a kamikaze flying fish. Was it wearing a leather helmet and screaming 'bonzai'?

Would that have been banzai? Or did they really shout about tiny versions of big trees as they headed towards their targets...? (sorry dayvo )

 

[Dayvo]

Would that have been banzai? Or did they really shout about tiny versions of big trees as they headed towards their targets...? (sorry dayvo )

Some of these kamikaze pilots were keen gardeners, I'll have you know!

 

[Kirstie]

Some of these kamikaze pilots were keen gardeners, I'll have you know!

With their little trees, tiny scissors and water spray there on the control panel of their aircraft. What a needless waste...

 

[Dayvo]

With their little trees, tiny scissors and water spray there on the control panel of their aircraft. What a needless waste...

Yep, and we had nodding dogs on the back seats of our cars!

 

[Noodley]

I'm shocked nobody has mentioned the scales of justice yet...

 

[longers]

I nearly did but decided it wasn't worth getting out of bed to go downstairs and turn the computer back on.

Or was I just Breaming?

 

[Crackle]

Woz it chucked by one of these Pikey types? The papers are properly rippling in a feeding frenzy of Pikey'isms.

 

[Noodley]

I apologise for taking so long to reply....paralysis appears to have set in, and I have developed a long lasting permanent twitch...my bruising (ok, my daughter's make-up) is shocking.

As for my forks, they are mangled.
My wheels are beyond saving.
My Assos clothing was so traumatised it fell to pieces...

 

[tdr1nka]

Are you still trying to out pun me?
Ya big bunch of Gills!

Good news that the sPrat will be gettin' his collar felt, result!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Holy mackerel. Eight pages of bad puns about fish.

 

[Abitrary]

There's something fishy about this thread.

 

[tdr1nka]

Good innit?

Although, it's beginning to flounder a bit.