Hit by a dead fish...

[Noodley]

I'm sure the judge will be Perched on the egde of his Sheat during the first Herring.

 

[Jaded]

That went down like a lead weight.

 

[Abitrary]

i'm hank marlin... time for a bit of toast methinks

 

[Noodley]

i'm hank marlin... time for a bit of toast methinks

I'm creel tired. Off to bed for me...catch you all (to)Mojarra.

 

[Jaded]

I do wonder if you lot are all seine.

 

[Abitrary]

I'm creel tired. Off to bed for me...catch you all (to)Mojarra.

ok, sweet breams!

 

[Keith Oates]

It's time you lot took a wrasse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tdr1nka]

That's just one schoal of thought.............

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I wish this thread would just go a ray.

 

[Noodley]

An article appeared today in the local weekly paper, following the other bloke contacting them...not a bad article, which tried to be humourous but highlight the potentially serious consequences. Not a patch (which happens to be the name of my first ever pet, a goldfish ) on the efforts here...

...I think the best they came up with was "hook, line and sinker..."

Maybe I should contact them

 

[tdr1nka]

You'd think we'd all haddock nuff of fish puns by now.

 

[Fnaar]

Maybe I should contact them

Yeah, just drop them a line!

 

[Keith Oates]

No, tell them to 'sling their hook'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dayvo]

I bet the scrotes manage to worm their way off the hook!

 

[Noodley]

Good news!

The driver has been charged, and has provided the name of his passenger who will be dealt with in a similar manner