Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
We were driving up to stay with friends in Scotland a couple of years ago and, as we got near their village, I spotted a camel in a field and remarked on it to Mr R who, being fully immersed in his iPad simply grunted and didn't bother looking. I mentioned the camel to our hosts over dinner that night, who laughed and said I was seeing things. There was no camel in the area.
As it happened we all drove past the same farm on our way to Stirling a day or so later. We all looked by no camel but there were some llamas in the field... so then the ribbing started - the suggestions I needed glasses, couldn't tell the difference between a camel and a llama, had been smoking wacky-baccy, etc.
This went on most of the week until we all happened to be driving past the farm again and I decided I'd had enough. I turned into the farm and knocked on the door. A woman answered and I said to her "I'm not mad but did I see a camel in the field over there the other day?"
"Yes" she said, "but we've moved him to another field. Do you want to see him again?"
It runs out they had quite a collection of exotic and rare breed animals on the farm. And certain people had to apologise![]()
This "farm"near Stirling, didn't have a big sign at the gate did it?