How do I refer to MiniMaggot now?

[Fab Foodie]

No, User76 Minor. Sounds as though he went to public school!!

Exactly .... what I was trying to avoid ....

 

[coffeejo]

You could be ironic and call him Tiny?

 

[Diggs]

The Boys
<<<<<<<<<<
Are now nearing 11 and are no longer keen on being referred to as The Diglets

 

[the_craig]

Since he's taller than you now,

Lurch.

 

[marshmella]

If he's grown up isn't he now a fly?

Thats it blluebottle

 

[Headgardener]

If he rides User76 get him to come on here and think of his own moniker.

 

[Over The Hill]

He is 16. Whatever you call him will be wrong.

 

[Cheddar George]

"Fruit of my loins" usually gets an amusing reaction.

 

[HertzvanRental]

"Fruit of my loins" usually gets an amusing reaction.

I used to have one of their jumpers!

 

[byegad]

Maggots turn into Bluebottles and the like. Call him Bluebottle and hope he doesn't get the Dreaded Lurgy as his toecaps could explode.

 

[vickster]

Does he not have a real name you could use? I assume he wasn't christened Mini Maggot