Until last year I was always proud to say that I had the letters MA FIA after my name - I was a dangerous person to know. But I'm now MA FIA CERA - so I'm a bit waxy.
I should say that the MA cost me a tenner* and the CERA cost me £200**, and I failed my DPhil. Unlike
@User259 and
@theclaud I actually failed my doctorate - I had very ropey supervision, so was allowed to write a thesis that didn't prove the theorem I was trying to prove, and took it to the viva voce exam. In retrospect, I would always have been a lousy academic - I'm interested in far too much, and don't particularly care about the detail.
*and three years of study, a BA and four more years of waiting.
**and 3.5 years of professional exams, the FIA and 17 years of professional experience.