How excited do you get when cycling?

[AndyRM]

 

[srw]

The Mirror wanted to post pictures of naked people. Now it's serious news article, about a pervert with a stiffy. Strangely, illustrated by pictures of naked people.

Naked men, mostly, unless I'm mistaken. Which makes a change.

 

[DEFENDER01]

They must have a better saddle than i do.
On the plus side when the bend over there will be plenty of places to park your bike.

 

[Accy cyclist]

"One witness said it was a horrible sight". Yet they were ok with all the other droopy dangly bits on display!

 

[jefmcg]

This whole thing seems pretty sexist. I hope they inspected the female riders' seats, and made them put on jeans if they were damp.

 

[davdandy]

Good point Jefmcg

 

[davdandy]

I`m always excited.Just reading this thread is giving me a twitch.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

So a bloke got an erection at a nude event? It's a good thing we can trust the elite of British journalism to be on the ball.

 

[the_craig]

So a bloke got an erection at a nude event? It's a good thing we can trust the elite of British journalism to be on the ball.

I think calling the Mirror the elite of British journalism is pushing it.

And the poor fella was just showing off his horn.

 

[davdandy]

Maybe his todge was wet from the rain and he wanted to hang it out to dry.

 

[mick1836]

The pictures and videos really show how hard Lycra as to work these days?
Before

After

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I think calling the Mirror the elite of British journalism is pushing it.

And the poor fella was just showing off his horn.

The 'elite' bit was definitely sarcasm
Probably gave them a dilemma - Because he was naked there was no mobile to hack!

 

[Fnaar]

(Miss Goodbody is away, today)
No matter how much I don't really care much about this matter, I do find myself getting a little miffed about the use of the word 'behaviour' to describe getting a boner, at the event. Unless the guy was 'helping himself' a little, then it doesn't count as wilful behaviour.
As Dikipedia (apols) puts it, "As an autonomic nervous system response, an erection may result from a variety of stimuli ... and is therefore not entirely under conscious control." Much the same as nipple arousal, or 'dampness', to put it demurely. It's just a bit more obvious for a bloke.
Sometimes it just happens
As I was explaining to the nice lady on the bus, this morning, when she was trying to reach over to ring the bell.

 

[Speicher]

(Miss Goodbody is away, today)
No matter how much I don't really care much about this matter, I do find myself getting a little miffed about the use of the word 'behaviour' to describe getting a boner, at the event. Unless the guy was 'helping himself' a little, then it doesn't count as wilful behaviour.
As Dikipedia (apols) puts it, "As an autonomic nervous system response, an erection may result from a variety of stimuli ... and is therefore not entirely under conscious control." Much the same as nipple arousal, or 'dampness', to put it demurely. It's just a bit more obvious for a bloke.
Sometimes it just happens
As I was explaining to the nice lady on the bus, this morning, when she was trying to reach over to ring the bell.

So you came on the bus this morning, or were you driving the bus?

 

[Supersuperleeds]

So you came on the bus this morning, or were you driving the bus?

That is just tossing the ball in the air and saying @Fnaar "Go on son, hit it for six."