How long do you have left?

[Beebo]

Heck! 115 it says (damn',that's no age!),fancy that! Seriously though,my dad and both my grandads died at 69,so that makes me think i've got 9 years left,come this November.👻

In all seriousness, family history is an important factor which the test totally ignores.

 

[lazybloke]

99 for me, so apparently I have about half a century to look forward to, notwithstanding an occasional global pandemic.

<Placeholder for a progress check in 2070>

 

[winjim]

In all seriousness, family history is an important factor which the test totally ignores.

Yes, it's obviously bollocks, written by a professor of business who works for a large online retailer. It's working on population level statistics by the look of things. But as op says, it's a bit of fun.

 

[Dayvo]

93!

33 years to go.

 

[Chris S]

It told me that I can expect to live until 85, which is about average for a man in the UK. That was a waste of time!

 

[Archie_tect]

it says 111... oh no, I'm ill.

[apologies to Spike Milligan.]

 

[Notafettler]

A bit of fun.

https://www.blueprintincome.com/tools/life-expectancy-calculator-how-long-will-i-live/

They reckon i'll make it to 91. Not bad.

All 19 stone of you!!

 

[Notafettler]

My Life expectancy is 999 years. I have decided not to die. Entirely possible in the future, although only special people will be allowed to live that long. Sorry it won't include most of you peasants.

 

[Notafettler]

*Or at least it was, until this year - you might have noticed something happening which has completely buggered up all the data

Has it? Not what there saying. The increase in the death rate is mainly (or at least was) in the 80 year old who were dieing slightly earlier than expected.

 

[Electric_Andy]

75%


Chance you'll live to

81


I'd be happy with that. No factoring in of family history, cancers etc which I'd guess would be a huge part

 

[Notafettler]

My brothers adopted son died at 45 his father drop dead walking down the road at 48. In both cases they are not sure of the cause of death? His grandson lives with him......i wonder what he thinks about that?

 

[Eziemnaik]

I like the fact drinking is making me live longer...
Judging by the intake from this week I might live forever

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Heck! 115 it says (damn',that's no age!),fancy that! Seriously though,my dad and both my grandads died at 69,so that makes me think i've got 9 years left,come this November.👻

Blimey what answers did you give?

 

[Notafettler]

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0.9 years! And you expect me to care because? Load of 🐂

Agreed. 998.1 years as if I should give a monkeys. I will give up at 500 so I can make it to 998.5ish

 

[Accy cyclist]

Blimey what answers did you give?

False ones.