How Long Have You Got Left.

[Mad Doug Biker]

- cause of death : frying pan

Terrible thing, cholesterol 🤣

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

You will live to be 95 years, 4 months and 25 days old! Cause of death - cardiovascular disease.
Hope it's quick but it seems I have over two decades living in anticipation. Maybe that will shorten things a bit

I've done it again. I'm only going to make it to 80 now. Death by "Road Incident"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've done it again. I'm only going to make it to 80 now. Death by "Road Incident"

Ah, 'The hatchback of fate'.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ah, 'The hatchback of fate'.

More likely a dizzy spell and fall off my bike.........

 

[Punkawallah]

All the evidence to date indicates that I will, in fact, wake up tomorrow morning. I suspect I am functionally immortal.