How many of us are expecting?

[ianrauk]

He He
Took us 3 iui and 2 self funded ivf attempts and 8 years to get a bundle of joy, wife had chemo etc on her head years ago so it nuked her hormones.2nd child was a complete suprise, i mean why use contraception with our odds and 5 year later ..... now 44 with a 7 month old so i reckon by the time they leave school i can charge rent to top up the pension

That is part of my plan

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I've heard the second can come along quite quick if the first took a while, which I think sounds fine, but then I'm not the one whose innards will take the battering, and the first birth ended up a bit too dramatic!


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Posted from a sarcasm free mind, seriously, if I'm being sarcastic I'll add <sarcasm> tags. Of course this message isn't sarcastic in any way. Oh gawd, now I'm just confused...

 

[Arch]

Objection #1, my husband has nothing incubating.
I, on the other hand, am 25+4 today.

OOOh! Congratulations!

 

[Night Train]

I, on the other hand, am 25+4 today.

Not sure what that means exactly but congratulations!

 

[Matt1705]

Not sure what that means exactly but congratulations!

About 14 weeks until baby is due ;-)

 

[MattHB]

we have one coming too due 1st feb

 

[Night Train]

About 14 weeks until baby is due ;-)

Ahhh, so nothing complicated like 25 cell divisions and 4 limbs then.

 

[Saddle bum]

Grandchild end of Sep.

Anticipate a big hole in the wallet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Following on from yesterday, how many of us have mini's incubating in our better halfs?

Why, what happened yesterday to provoke such a mass insertion of auto parts into your better halfs??

 

[ufkacbln]

There are so many naughty children on offer.
I have six perfect angels who I'll happily share

You do know that there is a law against giving inaccurate descriptions of the goods in an advert!

 

[Sandra6]

You do know that there is a law against giving inaccurate descriptions of the goods in an advert!

I don't know what you mean.
Sold as seen. No returns!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I don't know what you mean.
Sold as seen. No returns!

I need a small kid to sweep the chimneys and clean my bike for me (their small hands can get into the awkward places mine can't). In return I'll feed and take care of them well and make them into a seriously fit little cyclist in the process.

So, how much are you looking' for?

 

[Sandra6]

Just the one? They come as a set.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Just the one? They come as a set.

Ye gads! Ok, I suppose I could do with some extra help about the house, but not 6 of them!
They aren't spotty teenagers are they? They might already be too big for what I had in mind...

 

[Sandra6]

The youngest three would probably fit up the chimney most easily.
The older three sadly are at the spotty teen stage and are not easily bribed into working, or any activity at all to be fair.
On reflection I quite like the youngest, she's still cute, and would need to keep the older two for babysitting responsibilities, do you want the middle three?! They all have tea making capabilities, but one is a vegetarian.