How the hell did she get an OBE !!!

[ianrauk]

Nightclub doorman?

Nope. Head of Marketing.

Aw,looks like i've upset 4 of the 11 million twitter followers who wanted to know what the Beckhams were up to on new year's eve!

Don't do Twitter.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Must admit i cant remember the last time i went to the doctors anyway

I've seen too many doctors in the last couple of months.

 

[vickster]

Are you enjoying physical work at the moment, Accy? What would you do if someone offered you a better paid desk job?

Isn't he still recuperating from his broken hip?

 

[vickster]

I didn't know that. The least he could have done is start several threads on it.

I'm assuming sarcasm....

 

[Aperitif]

I didn't know that. The least he could have done is start several threads on it.

That's a limp response.

 

[vickster]

Accy knows I love him really

I think as a (former) window cleaner a desk job would be beneath him unless in the top of the Shard

 

[Aperitif]

That's a bit below the belt

but above reproach

 

[Aperitif]

I think as a (former) window cleaner a desk job would be beneath him unless in the top of the Shard

He could combine the two and get a glass chair - and be a right pane in the ar$e.

 

[Oxo]

I was climbing a ladder to clean windows and I fell off. Not to worry, I was only on the first rung.

 

[biggs682]

I've seen too many doctors in the last couple of months.

Sorry to hear that @dave r

 

[biggs682]

I was climbing a ladder to clean windows and I fell off. Not to worry, I was only on the first rung.

I fell from the first rung once and had to have my ankle in a plaster cast for 2 weeks about 25 years ago

 

[Oxo]

Our window cleaner is rather an odd character, always on the outside looking in.

 

[Drago]

I was climbing a ladder to clean windows and I fell off. Not to worry, I was only on the first rung.

The windows at the all girl convent school are gleaming, what with the daily buffing you give them at exactly 11.30 when they're in the showers. In the seventies you'd have got an OBE for that.

 

[Oxo]

The windows at the all girl convent school are gleaming, what with the daily buffing you give them at exactly 11.30 when they're in the showers. In the seventies you'd have got an OBE for that.

It were the girls that were in the buff Your Honour.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Are you enjoying physical work at the moment, Accy? What would you do if someone offered you a better paid desk job?

I couldn't do a desk job. For starters, i'm almost computer illiterate. I couldn't sit in one place for hours on end either.