How to become a Guru or a Veteran on this site

[Drago]

Where possible, a double entendre in your description also goes down well .

A double whatnow?

 

[ufkacbln]

And don't forget whatever 'handle' you give yourself has to be 100% accurate

I might use "Helmet advocate"

 

[User269]

I can't seem to find how this works. Do I just amend my particulars or do I simply say " hello" to every single new member in order to artificially boost my score?

There must be a real Guru somewhere who could advise me.....ommm

I'll be glad to help. We accept all major credit cards, bank transfers and PayPal.

PS Is Uber member better than Guru?

 

[User32269]

Where possible, a double entendre in your description also goes down well .

I would feel a little uneasy with that...

 

[classic33]

I would feel a little uneasy with that...

Why?

 

[Moderators]

Several posts have been removed, please try to keep this thread on track and in the jovial manner it started out.

 

[User32269]

Why?

Sorry, thoughit my updated member thingy beneath my photo would have said it all...

 

[classic33]

Sorry, thoughit my updated member thingy beneath my photo would have said it all...

Doesn't show on this thing.

 

[User32269]

Ah! Best just ignore my pathetic attempts at subtle humour......feel bit daft now!

 

[stephec]

Ah! Best just ignore my pathetic attempts at subtle humour......feel bit daft now!

Maybe instead of being subtle you should ram it down people's throats?

 

[User32269]

Ooooohh matron!

 

[classic33]

Ooooohh matron!

Can now see what you meant earlier.

 

[User32269]

You've been a "great" crowd...thank you and goodnight Glasgow Empire on this wet Wednesday evening!

 

[tyred]

For some, it may take a bit of practice but I found that I am a natural at typing bullshit on internet message boards

But if you keep practicing, anyone can become an expert at it

 

[Gasman]

You want a double entendre?

I'll give you one!