How to deal with road rage.....

[Ashtrayhead]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All very well, but where can you get a gun rack for your bike?

 

[asterix]

..and they are driving on the wrong side of t'road..

 

[vernon]

And the chase car's suspension seems to have failed.

 

[Gary E]

OK I've checked on the Garmin, Topeak and Cateye websites so far and none of them appear to manufacture a mount for an AK47.

The finger at the end though I can manage

 

[asterix]

This might even be legal:

Inventor Yannick Read has unveiled a bicycle horn that's louder than Concorde.

The keen cyclist, 41, designed the world's most powerful cycle horn - The Hornster - after repeatedly getting cut-up by car and lorry drivers.

An 'Airchime KH3A' triple air horn [it was] from an American locomotive.

The horn runs off a scuba diving air cylinder and emits a staggering 178 decibels.

An F14 fighter jet, in comparison, is 130db while the deafening roar of Concorde landing is a mere 119db.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To be fair, it doesn't take much to be louder than Concorde these days...

 

[Crankarm]

Far out. So you would deafen yourself and all those around you as well?

You would have to wear ear defenders which would look a bit naff and may be quite restrictive. Also you couldn't hear any other traffic around you. It could send you into rapid reverse if you pressed the trigger too hard for too long.

 

[asterix]

Far out. So you would deafen yourself and all those around you as well?

You would have to wear ear defenders which would look a bit naff and may be quite restrictive. Also you couldn't hear any other traffic around you. It could send you into rapid reverse if you pressed the trigger too hard for too long.

Yeah, there's always a downside. I guess its back to the good old AK47 then. I reckon you could mount one on the front of a delivery type bike, one with the small front wheel and heavy duty rack above it.

 

[tt123]

Who needs a rack?

Photo borrowed from this thread: http://www.cyclingforums.com/t/1805...-a-gun-as-part-of-your-cycling-equipment/3660

 

[Melonfish]

Can you imagine pulling up at the lights next to someone who's just cut you up and tapping on their window with an automatic?
Damn that would be kewl...

must resist urge to sling AK47 over back and go cycling..... (its an airsoft)
how quick before i got pulled i wonder LMAO!
pete

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

I would of just put my foot down instead of resorting to violence if I had a Lada Samara tailgating me

 

[ohnovino]

Scary real-life version:

 

[Crankarm]

Yeah, there's always a downside. I guess its back to the good old AK47 then. I reckon you could mount one on the front of a delivery type bike, one with the small front wheel and heavy duty rack above it.

Like a Brompton you mean .................?

 

[asterix]

This..