How to get rid of a dead tree.

FML

  • Try to poke it through the bay window

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Drag it through to the door at the back and create an eternity of needles

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Light a match and walk away

    Votes: 4 21.1%
  • F*ck it, leave it there and pretend it's an installation piece

    Votes: 12 63.2%

  • Total voters
    19
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screenman

Squire
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Could you get this in through the door.
 
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User10571

Guest
PVC or other plastic tarp. will work better for wrapping the tree than any woven textile material, which will cling onto all your needles and not let them go.
Like a bee-keeper, wanting to keep bees.
 
Empty two or three cans of your missus's hairspray onto the thing to hold the leaves in place.
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
We just have a plastic tree, assemble, plug in and it lights up. Had it for years. Looks just like a real one, green and spiky.
 
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