ayceejay
Guru
- Location
- Rural Quebec
From time to time here we get a question about going faster - well I think I found the answer.
Riding this morning in the sunshine and with only a comparatively light wind to deal with I was going well when suddenly I heard a noise I didn't recognize, it was like heavy panting and I kind of clip clop sound. It did occur to me at a certain point to look over my shoulder and what do I see? Two huge dogs bounding along mouths agape and level, one either side of my back wheel. Well, Mark Cavendish eat your heart out I outran those suckers and when I next looked around they were sitting in the road their humungous tongues hanging out to one side.
So this is my idea, to turn this near tragedy into a business opportunity. I want to get two big dogs and offer training sessions to aspiring cyclist who want to go faster. I will charge a nominal fee payable upfront (just in case the dogs catch you) and I thought of a catchy name too - Cujo Coaching or CC for short.
Your thoughts?
Riding this morning in the sunshine and with only a comparatively light wind to deal with I was going well when suddenly I heard a noise I didn't recognize, it was like heavy panting and I kind of clip clop sound. It did occur to me at a certain point to look over my shoulder and what do I see? Two huge dogs bounding along mouths agape and level, one either side of my back wheel. Well, Mark Cavendish eat your heart out I outran those suckers and when I next looked around they were sitting in the road their humungous tongues hanging out to one side.
So this is my idea, to turn this near tragedy into a business opportunity. I want to get two big dogs and offer training sessions to aspiring cyclist who want to go faster. I will charge a nominal fee payable upfront (just in case the dogs catch you) and I thought of a catchy name too - Cujo Coaching or CC for short.
Your thoughts?