My Mummy bike has a frame lock on the back wheel. Once I went to the shop without #2 & his trailer - which of course had the D & cables locks in it, but I was only popping into the Co-op so no biggy, just put the bike in the rack & flicked the frame lock on.
As i walked out the shop a few mins later, some daft chav was about to mount my bike & ride off.. i'm 6'2", Mummy bike has a 22" step through frame, the chav was about 5' nothing & scrawny. I shouted "Oi Muppet" He looked over his shoulder, stood on the pedals & tried to ride off, he moved about 1/2 an inch - all that the frame lock would allow the wheel to turn, the bike tipped over, the chav went splat, much to the amusement of his friends a few feet away.
He got up dazed, started swaering at me, then realised I used to be his teacher, muttered somthing about Poo & ran off!
Cost me a couple of new spokes, but the entertainment value was priceless - I also rembered to keep the D lock in my panniers after that!