How would you react

[vernon]

to this?

 

[ianrauk]

classic
That would really freak you out.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I reckon I'd react by posting in this forum

 

[BJH]

Dirty my trousers probably !

 

[Aperitif]

I'd immediately smell a rat as none of them look Eastern European. Some off on the wall activity was afoot...

Good fun.

 

[02GF74]

i'd be looking for the hidden wire but i would never go into a cofffeee shop so the question is moot.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

While you were distracted @vernon I'd pinch your pie

 

[smokeysmoo]

Dirty my trousers probably !

+1. I suspect I'd be able to prove that adrenalin is indeed brown................

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After either of the first 2, I'd probably say

'May the force be with you!'.

After the third I'd probably think (but not say)

'FFS! Its only a laptop love'

And wander off.

 

[asterix]

I'd ask her to kindly shut the f*ck up please, I am trying to enjoy my coffee. And.. ..are you allowed to take your bike into a coffee shop? Seems like a good idea, they should have racks.

 

[EltonFrog]

I don't know how I'd react, but what a great stunt.

 

[[Philip]]

I would piss my pants and squeel like a schoolgirl

Then grab a muffin and run!

 

[glenn forger]

Fake. They're actors, it's to promote the Carrie remake.

 

[swee'pea99]

Sherlock...is that you?

 

[glenn forger]

"Unsuspecting customers " my arse, what builder takes his scaffolding with him when he goes for a coffee?