However did he manage that?

[Cycleops]

Jeremy Clarkson has been voted Britain's sexiest man for the second year running on IllicitEncounters an online dating app.



Tom Holland was second. Jezza beat off challenges from Idris Elba Prince William and Cillian Murphy (all in the top 10).


Tom Holland

So a worthy winner? If not who would you vote for.

 

[vickster]

Gawd if those are the 5 options...probably have to be Tom Holland (although he's rather young). Where's gorgeous George Clooney for example?!

 

[Drago]

I turned the award down 3 years running.

 

[Baldy]

Well, if he can win it, that at least gives me hope.

 

[Dave7]

Well, if he can win it, that at least gives me hope.

I was thinking exactly the same thing, about me, not you

 

[Dave7]

I turned the award down 3 years running.

Only because they insisted on clean
Y fronts so you turned it down on principle.

 

[fossyant]

Right fellas, you singletons may be in luck, the British females obviously need to visit specsavers, so there is hope !

 

[SpokeyDokey]

The view from an attractive lady (Mrs SD):

"You've got to be ****ing joking, he's an ugly & fat tosser".

That's fairly definitive, I think.

 

[Time Waster]

I turned the award down 3 years running.

They didn't even consider me. It seems people know I oppose the objectification of people in this way so know better than contacting me!

 

[Time Waster]

Well, if he can win it, that at least gives me hope.

So if understand this, you compare yourself to Jeremy Clarkson. I think you might be doing yourself down there. You're better than that!

 

[Drago]

Well, if he can win it, that at least gives me hope.

You are Kaleb Cooper AICMFP!

 

[bobzmyunkle]

Is this some sort of scam to trigger traffic to IllicitEncounters?
Everyone on here looking for such an encounter will be creating an account, thinking if they're attracted to that fat git, I'm in with a good chance.
How much is it to sign up, by the way? Any discount code @Cycleops?

 

[Cycleops]

"You've got to be ****ing joking, he's an ugly & fat tosser".

He's managed to pull himself a rather nice partner though.
And top of this poll.

 

[Cycleops]

How much is it to sign up, by the way? Any discount code @Cycleops?

Don't know if any but Spokey Dokey reckons ugly fat tossers like Clarkson might be in with a better chance. Just look at the poll.

 

[bobzmyunkle]

ugly fat tossers

Is it necessary to tick all three boxes?