I am now eyeing my colleagues with suspicion...

[PradaMTB]

haha just got back from amsterdam, had enough brownies for this year!

 

[Aperitif]

In our office fridge y'day was a pot of total greek yoghurt. My pot of total greek yoghurt to be precise. Between y'day morning and this lunchtime some bar steward has thieved it and eaten it. I was saving it for my lunch today to have with some muesli.

For feck's sake this a professional organisation not a chuffin' student's house!

I can take 'em using my ground coffee from time to time (I keep the good stuff in my pedestal) and I don't begrudge them helping themselves to my laa-dee-dah Twining's tea-bags but, for pity's sake, can't they leave my yoghurt alone?

Yoghurt mail...(second time I got that one in this week. )

..and the brownies, man.

Reminds me of the joke from aeons ago, when the hippy art student went into the local café and said "Hey, man - I'll take a frothy coffee and a piece of your crazy cake"
'The cake's all gone, sir' the proprietor replied.
"Crazy, man - I'll take two pieces"

Interesting that Monsignor Gregorius Collinius should be sampling the Greek Orthodoxy...wearing a beard and black these days, Greg?

 

[IDMark2]

Ahh... got it..decant your yoghurt into a Ulay pot, put in the fridge. When someone sees you take it out and questions you keeping face cream in the fridge you say 'Oh, where do you keep yours then sweetie?'

I haven't thought of what you might say if someone sees you putting it on your muesli yet.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

A trusted source says tubs of humus ain't safe in there either.

Do I work with a Greek food fetishist?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Will you ask the offender to step into your office?

I moved out.

 

[brand]

Seriously just put another yogurt in the fridge.
Option one take the lid off and put cling film over it.... they then wonder if you have put something in it.
Option 2 put something in it.
Option 3 put something in it that will make it obvious they were the thieves.....fly agaric? No I don't have any.

 

[PradaMTB]

laxative in it?

 

[brand]

laxative in it?

Lots and an occasionally look round to see who's been missing for a while.

 

[brand]

In our office fridge y'day was a pot of total greek yoghurt. My pot of total greek yoghurt to be precise. Between y'day morning and this lunchtime some bar steward has thieved it and eaten it. I was saving it for my lunch today to have with some muesli.

For feck's sake this a professional organisation not a chuffin' student's house!

I can take 'em using my ground coffee from time to time (I keep the good stuff in my pedestal) and I don't begrudge them helping themselves to my laa-dee-dah Twining's tea-bags but, for pity's sake, can't they leave my yoghurt alone?

Is it a sackable offence?

 

[MrPie]

Leave another pot in there, but fill it with something that isn't yoghurt.
Solid emulsion paint would look a lot like yoghurt...
Inspired by a colleague who was upset by someone stealing his milk.
Apparently watered-down emulsion looks like milk, but is unpleasant on cornflakes.

Pah, child's play. A mate of mine (cough) had a tub of Philadelphia cheese in the office fridge that kept getting mysteriously emptied. Said friend put a c*ck imprint (don't ask me how he did it) and the cheese never got nicked NEVER EVER again. You gotta get creative boys and girls

 

[Drago]

We get it at work. Food, drink, uniform, the Inspectors suit jacket, all these things have been stolen recently. It beggars belief.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Is it a sackable offence?

Very little is in these parts.

 

[subaqua]

We get it at work. Food, drink, uniform, the Inspectors suit jacket, all these things have been stolen recently. It beggars belief.

I heard the toilets got nicked and whilst you are investigating you don't have anything to go on at the moment

 

[tony111]

I once went to a seance in a big tub of yoghurt, it was very scary. I'll never dabble in the yakkult again.

 

[winjim]

How easy is it to get hold of Bitrex?