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haha just got back from amsterdam, had enough brownies for this year!
In our office fridge y'day was a pot of total greek yoghurt. My pot of total greek yoghurt to be precise. Between y'day morning and this lunchtime some bar steward has thieved it and eaten it. I was saving it for my lunch today to have with some muesli.
For feck's sake this a professional organisation not a chuffin' student's house!
I can take 'em using my ground coffee from time to time (I keep the good stuff in my pedestal) and I don't begrudge them helping themselves to my laa-dee-dah Twining's tea-bags but, for pity's sake, can't they leave my yoghurt alone?
Reminds me of the joke from aeons ago, when the hippy art student went into the local café and said "Hey, man - I'll take a frothy coffee and a piece of your crazy cake"..and the brownies, man.
I moved out.Will you ask the offender to step into your office?
Lots and an occasionally look round to see who's been missing for a while.laxative in it?
Is it a sackable offence?In our office fridge y'day was a pot of total greek yoghurt. My pot of total greek yoghurt to be precise. Between y'day morning and this lunchtime some bar steward has thieved it and eaten it. I was saving it for my lunch today to have with some muesli.
For feck's sake this a professional organisation not a chuffin' student's house!
I can take 'em using my ground coffee from time to time (I keep the good stuff in my pedestal) and I don't begrudge them helping themselves to my laa-dee-dah Twining's tea-bags but, for pity's sake, can't they leave my yoghurt alone?
Leave another pot in there, but fill it with something that isn't yoghurt.
Solid emulsion paint would look a lot like yoghurt...
Inspired by a colleague who was upset by someone stealing his milk.
Apparently watered-down emulsion looks like milk, but is unpleasant on cornflakes.
Very little is in these parts.Is it a sackable offence?
I heard the toilets got nicked and whilst you are investigating you don't have anything to go on at the momentWe get it at work. Food, drink, uniform, the Inspectors suit jacket, all these things have been stolen recently. It beggars belief.