I badly need a haircut. What do I do??????

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I'm sick of looking like some of grey haired Roy Orbison...…. I want it (nearly) all off. I can buy some kind of electric trimmer on Ebay or somewhere, but all the womenfolk in my household are pretty cack-handed to the point of dyspraxia, so that could be a problem. Add to that, and I'm useless with using tools in the mirror, so DIY trimming's a non starter.
I tell you, it's a worry. What should I do? PLEEEEEEASE Help.

Thank you.

 

[classic33]

Delete one of the two threads?

 

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Delete one of the two threads?

My mistake but my hair's no shorter.
Anyway, I just happen to know it really isn't going to be much shorter from this expert's advice....
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There's nobody to wield that powerful tool.

 

[classic33]

Tenkaykev on here, similar situation, advised against going with the shortest cut possible to start with. Work your way down through the combs?, for a layered look.

 

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Tenkaykev on here, similar situation, advised against going with the shortest cut possible to start with. Work your way down through the combs?, for a layered look.

I've never been lower than No. 4. At the time, my mother said I looked like I'd just got out of prison. I'd welcome that look right now. Who's going to wield the tool???

 

[classic33]

Would you be able to manage by touch, leaving the mirror(s) alone. If taking it slow/steady.

 

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Would you be able to manage by touch, leaving the mirror(s) alone. If taking it slow/steady.

Not a bad idea! Mirrors are really bad for me.

 

[FrankCrank]

Should the title say 'My hair needs cutting badly'

 

[classic33]

Should the title say 'My hair needs cutting badly'

Why would he want it doing badly? Wouldn't as best as he can manage be better.

 

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Why would he want it doing badly? Wouldn't as best as he can manage be better.

I'm past caring. " Badly" is more than I can hope for. If it's absolutely awful, I can wear a baseball cap and pretend to be some kind of "well 'ard geezer" or something.

 

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Sorry. I happen to have certain standards, even in times of crisis. Chemicals will never touch the surface of The Sacred Temple That Is My Body.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Sorry. I happen to have certain standards, even in times of crisis. Chemicals will never touch the surface of The Sacred Temple That Is My Body.

Blowtorch?

 

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Blowtorch?

Sorry. The smell of burning hair really puts a hurt on my nose.

With your stylish face mask, you probably wouldn't understand.

 

[FrankCrank]

Don't have much to cut as well - grass doesn't grow on a busy street eh