I can has mongoose?

[Sh4rkyBloke]

duh... A very long extension cable....

OMG - Health and Safety would have a field day (if going into fields was technically deemed to be safe due to some prior risk assessment...).

 

[Arch]

OMG - Health and Safety would have a field day (if going into fields was technically deemed to be safe due to some prior risk assessment...).

Well, obviously, it would be contained within one of those non-trip rubber mat things, and marked with hazard tape, what do you take me for?

 

[Noodley]

So what colour hair would a zonj have?

And which half would be more ass-like?

(sorry bonj )

 

[redshift]

TheDoctor <snip quick&dirty genetics lecture>

No, that's great. I'm imagining bonj with curly eyes and blue hair now.

Funny, I was just thinking that might be the origin of the term "giving someone the hairy eyeball"