I can permanently smell petrol

[Bollo]

Did you serve in 'Nam, Cracks?

 

[snorri]

Pregnant?

 

[surfdude]

do you work in a petrol station , if so that's might be why .

worked with a guy who kept saying he could smell cat poo all day long . he did have some on a spade he was using and washed that off but could still smell it . as he was an a,hole i couldn't be ars*d to tell him he had wiped it across his top lip when he rubbed his nose

 

[neil_merseyside]

Is the wind blowing from Stanlow?

 

[Oldbloke]

No jokes yet involving the term "Ben's 'ole"?

 

[Ern1e]

Now this may sound strange but my team mate (wife) some times smells lemon geraniums, which acording to her medum friend is her mother visiting ! I must admit that I have had the odd niff at times so it may just be someone from the other side visiting ?

 

[gbb]

Infection in the nasal passages can cause an odd lingering smell, could be related ?

 

[Dave 123]

Are you applying Vaseline to your face to preserve those boyish looks?

 

[Turbo Rider]

Been watching Mad Max?

 

[mybike]

It could be Phantosmia.
http://ehealthforum.com/health/smelling-petrol-t246738.html
Just in case it isn't, don't light up a cigar.

Spoilsport.

 

[Beebo]

Do you or your neighbours have oil fired central heating?
There may be a leak with oil contamination under your house.

 

[Tim Hall]

Perhaps it's a variation on the Queen, who (allegedly) thinks everywhere smells of new paint.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Light a match' voter number 16!

 

[Crackle]

I'm touched by the results of the poll.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'm touched.

FTFY