I don't want a job, nobody would employ me!

[dellzeqq]

( with no offence meant to anyone, particularly not Matthew. I hope your job search is successful.)

I have absolutely no desire to have a job and am lucky enough to be in a position to indulge myself in that luxury. I am, by all objective measure, unemployable because of that attitude.

I would however like to involve myself in something that I both believe in and would feel fulfilled by. I have comprised a list of things that might provide that; eating, sleeping, showering and shagging. Can anyone suggest a role suitable to me?

don't count your chickens, pal. I didn't want a job and now I've got a job, and heaven knows I'm happy as Larry now.

(mercifully it's temporary)

 

[yello]

It is called "agreement" only if there are two parties involved. And I am not the one. So explain (or justify) it to someone who might be interested in agreeing with your status (or ability, or the lack of it even).

Take it elsewhere please as everyone else is taking this thread in the spirit I intended.

 

[perplexed]

I want to be the baby eating Bishop of Bath and Wells.

Animal, mineral or vegetable and all that. All due apologies to Lord Blackadder.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Take it elsewhere please as everyone else is taking this thread in the spirit I intended.

In that case you should have created an 'invite only' thread. That way you can control the posts to be to your liking..
(or maybe email your friends? just an idea.. )