I have got coffee in my eyes

[KneesUp]

I have one of those Aeropress things at work:

When filling it with coffee this morning I spilled some around the edge (because who uses the funnel thing, really?) so I blew it off in order to stop it going in my drink. But because I'm an idiot I blew into the tube and loads of ground coffee went into my eyes.

Will I

a) go blind
b) never sleep again
c) need to do the same thing everyday from now on in order to get a caffiene fix

 

[AndyRM]

All 3.

Bad luck.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

a) go blind

Different sort of abuse

 

[Rooster1]

Should wake you up.

 

[KneesUp]

[QUOTE 5167413, member: 45"]Do you do the upside-down method?[/QUOTE]
Yes - it's a bit weak otherwise. I have the whole thing to myself too. Do you think I have a problem?

 

[tyred]

Sue the manufacturer.

 

[PeteXXX]

Did it happen in an instant?

 

[Drago]

Coffee is, of course, a stimulant. For the next few weeks you will suffer painful (but highly amusing to onlookers) erection of the eyeballs.

 

[Markymark]

Stop drinking coffee, it’s disgusting anyway. As is tea.

 

[Drago]

Stop drinking coffee, it’s disgusting anyway. As is tea.

Heretic!

 

[Markymark]

Heretic!

Yeah, even that blend.

 

[User10119]

Stop drinking coffee, it’s disgusting anyway. As is tea.

Oh dear. I'm not sure we can ever be friends

 

[Markymark]

[QUOTE 5167468, member: 10119"]Oh dear. I'm not sure we can ever be friends [/QUOTE]
That’s a shame, I’ll just have to return that expensive present I just bought you.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

[QUOTE 5167413, member: 45"]Do you do the upside-down method?[/QUOTE]
What's the upside-down method? Anyhow, I'd forgotten that it came with a funnel. I wonder what I did with it.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

First World problems and all that