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I just flashed at my neighbours!

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 31 Jan 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Doing the hoovering in my dressing gown in front of the french windows with the nets drawn aside, I decided to change nozzles. Mid-change, the hem of said dressing gown gets sucked up, exposing more than I had intended to the outside world.:sad: Cue, pointing and laughing from them as I struggle to disengage.

    To add to my woes, having completed the chore, I then push the cable wind-in button with my bare foot, cable comes hurtling in and plug smashes against exposed shin. OW!!!
     
  2. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    I'm sure it was 'accidental' :sad:
     
  3. Twenty Inch

    Twenty Inch New Member

    Location:
    Behind a desk
    First you're displaying your booty in CTC mag, now this.

    I expect to see headlines about exhibitionist perverts soon.
     
  4. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    One Saturday morning I was stood in my grundies in the bay window of our bedroom, absentmindedly scartching my nuts in a "what shall I do today? Why does my head hurt?" sort of way, only to realise that Mrs Neighbour was standing in her garden looking up at me...I saw her later and sort of said "sorry for giving you an eyeful", and she burst out laughing... :sad:
     
  5. magnatom

    magnatom Guest

    I'm sure there is mileage in your comment about changing the nozzels....:sad:
     
  6. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    So that's how the old 'I was hoovering and it slipped' urban myth got started! :sad:
     
  7. John the Monkey

    John the Monkey Frivolous Cyclist

    Location:
    Crewe
    I was going to say, according to my friends in the nursing profession, this isn't how most "I was hoovering in my dressing gown" stories end :sad:
     
  8. Cathryn

    Cathryn California Correspondant

    I think CTC bottom stardom has gone to your head :biggrin:
     
  9. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    In legal circles, this particular type of flashing is called "window self-gratifying."
     
  10. on the road

    on the road Über Member

    Where do you live? :biggrin: ;)
     
  11. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    He now lives in 'E' Wing.
     
  12. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    I believe in Father Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. OP
    OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Does he do his own hoovering too then?
     
  14. yorkshiregoth

    yorkshiregoth Master of all he surveys

    Location:
    Heathrow
    And the tooth fairy!!!!
     
  15. snorri

    snorri Legendary Member

    Well you've never heard of Mother Christmas, have you? :smile: