I just flashed at my neighbours!

[betty swollocks]

Doing the hoovering in my dressing gown in front of the french windows with the nets drawn aside, I decided to change nozzles. Mid-change, the hem of said dressing gown gets sucked up, exposing more than I had intended to the outside world. Cue, pointing and laughing from them as I struggle to disengage.

To add to my woes, having completed the chore, I then push the cable wind-in button with my bare foot, cable comes hurtling in and plug smashes against exposed shin. OW!!!

 

[domtyler]

I'm sure it was 'accidental'

 

[Twenty Inch]

First you're displaying your booty in CTC mag, now this.

I expect to see headlines about exhibitionist perverts soon.

 

[Fnaar]

One Saturday morning I was stood in my grundies in the bay window of our bedroom, absentmindedly scartching my nuts in a "what shall I do today? Why does my head hurt?" sort of way, only to realise that Mrs Neighbour was standing in her garden looking up at me...I saw her later and sort of said "sorry for giving you an eyeful", and she burst out laughing...

 

[magnatom]

I'm sure there is mileage in your comment about changing the nozzels....

 

[Chuffy]

So that's how the old 'I was hoovering and it slipped' urban myth got started!

 

[John the Monkey]

So that's how the old 'I was hoovering and it slipped' urban myth got started!

I was going to say, according to my friends in the nursing profession, this isn't how most "I was hoovering in my dressing gown" stories end

 

[Cathryn]

I think CTC bottom stardom has gone to your head

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Doing the hoovering in my dressing gown in front of the french windows with the nets drawn aside,!

In legal circles, this particular type of flashing is called "window self-gratifying."

 

[on the road]

Where do you live?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Where do you live?

He now lives in 'E' Wing.

 

[Keith Oates]

Doing the hoovering in my dressing gown in front of the french windows with the nets drawn aside, I decided to change nozzles. Mid-change, the hem of said dressing gown gets sucked up, exposing more than I had intended to the outside world. Cue, pointing and laughing from them as I struggle to disengage.

To add to my woes, having completed the chore, I then push the cable wind-in button with my bare foot, cable comes hurtling in and plug smashes against exposed shin. OW!!!

I believe in Father Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[betty swollocks]

I believe in Father Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does he do his own hoovering too then?

 

[yorkshiregoth]

And the tooth fairy!!!!

 

[snorri]

Does he do his own hoovering too then?

Well you've never heard of Mother Christmas, have you?