I ran over a duck

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[BentMikey]

Ooh, you want to watch out Mr P, revenge will be coming. Remember that pigeon I rode over ages ago? It, or it's mate, flew into my head the other day whilst I was skating along. Felt like someone punched me in the cheek, I nearly crashed.

 

[tdr1nka]

Watch out Mr. P. if that duck decides to sue, you could get landed with quite a bill!!

*Gawd, if I ran over a duck I think I'd quack up!*

 

[Tony]

Never run over a duck, but especially after a night of beer and curry, I've stepped on a few...

 

[Jaded]

I think he's been talking about it though. A bit further up I passed a couple of canada geese and one of them looked at me funny.

You had your funny hanging out?

 

[bonj2]

It's a well known fact that ducks are made of rubber which is probably why it survived.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

having geese hiss at you on a canal towpath gives you a certain extra bit of speed

 

[tdr1nka]

like a cyclist off a ducks back..........

 

[fossyant]

And it's coming up to Spring, so all the duck's geese mates will have offspring - so they will be real nasty to you now !!!

 

[gambatte]

Watch out Mr. P. if that duck decides to sue, you could get landed with quite a bill!!

You can just imagine the scene, in court:

"Well, this is what happened, Mallard"



IGMC

 

[tdr1nka]

I see Mr. P. in front of the Beak, watching while the prosecution take a gander thru the evidence.

 

[tdr1nka]

they suspect (water)fowl play!!!

 

[gambatte]

I knew it was a mistake to egg you on!

 

[tdr1nka]

Whats your 'Grebe'ience gambers?

Or do you want moor hen?

I'm willing to listen, just as soon as I've turned on my 'heron'-aid.

 

[tdr1nka]

*In fact it's very lucky Mr. P. wasn't thrown from his bike, or we might have heard him shouting, 'RUDDY DUCK!'*