Discussion in 'Commuting' started by User, 18 Mar 2008.
Ooh, you want to watch out Mr P, revenge will be coming. Remember that pigeon I rode over ages ago? It, or it's mate, flew into my head the other day whilst I was skating along. Felt like someone punched me in the cheek, I nearly crashed.
Watch out Mr. P. if that duck decides to sue, you could get landed with quite a bill!!
*Gawd, if I ran over a duck I think I'd quack up!*
Never run over a duck, but especially after a night of beer and curry, I've stepped on a few...
You had your funny hanging out?
It's a well known fact that ducks are made of rubber which is probably why it survived.
having geese hiss at you on a canal towpath gives you a certain extra bit of speed
like a cyclist off a ducks back..........
And it's coming up to Spring, so all the duck's geese mates will have offspring - so they will be real nasty to you now !!!
You can just imagine the scene, in court:
"Well, this is what happened, Mallard"
I see Mr. P. in front of the Beak, watching while the prosecution take a gander thru the evidence.
they suspect (water)fowl play!!!
I knew it was a mistake to egg you on!
Whats your 'Grebe'ience gambers?
Or do you want moor hen?
I'm willing to listen, just as soon as I've turned on my 'heron'-aid.
*In fact it's very lucky Mr. P. wasn't thrown from his bike, or we might have heard him shouting, 'RUDDY DUCK!'*
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