I was asked to leave a weighloss club

Saluki

I've run away with my friends to..
Location
...New Tealandia
I am not mentioning names here but I went off to one, with my neighbour, this morning - getting prepared for maintenance in 12lbs.
Anyway, as I know my scales are bob on (they are I have checked with the gym and the ones at the doctors), I weighed this morning properly and then again with jeans and a tee shirt on and made a note.

Off we went on the 20 minute walk to the slimming club, Annie and I. I made sure that I didn't neck a litre of water or anything.

At the club, she introduced me to the woman running it, we paid and then woman person said to get on the scales, so I did and was shocked. I said to the leader woman "Oh my word, I've put on 10lbs, how the hell did that happen?" she was very sympathetic and said that bad eating habits mean that weight just creeps on and how it could be time of the month yada yada yada. I told her that I hadn't had a time of the month for 5+ years so doubted it was that causing the sudden weight gain and asked if her scales were telling the absolute truth. Slimming club woman asked when I last weighed as I seemed so sure of my sudden weight gain. She was not happy when I said 30 minutes ago on perfectly well calibrated doctor's scales. She refunded my money and asked me to leave and not come back again.
Annie came with me as she had had a sneaking suspicion that she was lighter than slimming club said as she was 10lb lighter at the doctors, at the gym and at home.

I have sent an email to 'head office', as has Annie. Not right impressed with slimming clubs if this is how they carry on nowadays.
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Wasn't this woman running it was it?
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winjim

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You can do that? I'll tell Annie.
I only went for the books but have now discovered that Annie has a full set of spares as her husband went once, to support her, and never went again.
Sorry, I was being a bit facetious. I wouldn't necessarily expect them to provide any records even if they did have them, but it would be a laugh to at least ask.
 
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Saluki

Saluki

I've run away with my friends to..
Location
...New Tealandia
Sorry, I was being a bit facetious. I wouldn't necessarily expect them to provide any records even if they did have them, but it would be a laugh to at least ask.
But a valid point all the same. They must have to have some sort of calibration record if they are charging people money every week to stand on them and then get lectured for an hour on eating lettuce & couscous, or whatever. My GP says that the scales are calibrated regularly as they need them to be right for prescribing the right amount of medication etc - had a nice chat with the Nurse-Practitioner yesterday about it all.
Annie says that you get stickers on your book for weighloss milestones and more stickers for exercise milestones but that the leader woman 'doesn't bother with all that exercise stuff'. I'm not sure that she is the best example that this particular slimming club lot have to offer.
 

dan_bo

How much does it cost to Oldham?
Location
Failsworth
Only one thing for it.....
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Saluki

Saluki

I've run away with my friends to..
Location
...New Tealandia
May be thats there plan to keep there "slimmers" coming back.
was she turing a screw at the back of the scales when you jump on...:smile:
I reckon that she had a stooge behind me with a foot on the scales :laugh: I think that it might be a 'come back' plan though.
 
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Saluki

Saluki

I've run away with my friends to..
Location
...New Tealandia
Only one thing for it.....
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Cake? :hungry:
 

glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
Location
Scotland
Have a friend go for a weigh-in and take along something of a known weight, like a stone of spuds, and use that to check the scales.

Ok, maybe not my best idea..



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